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now hiring! looking for someone who practises santeria, ideally with their own crystal ball. must also be budget-conscious.
So… I did already do an assignment on my favorite species of lizard… but for the bit… I’m gonna do it again for another.
I’m gonna do so many assignments on this one lizard just to fuck with my herpetology professor.
Is this a good bit?
Not really… but I’m gonna do it.
@itsapmseymour whatcha think?
(Woman who was so tired and sleepy she was mistaken for a mummy and put on display voice, muffled): hello? I think youve made a mistake, can you let me out in like 5 more minutes?
I just remembered that one time in 7th grade when I brought a whole 2 gallon tub of oats to lunch and nothing else for a bit
Me (in Georgia): so I might be going to school in Florida
Dani (in New York): AWESOME. YOU'D BE CLOSER TO ME
Me:
Dani: what?