Hello and welcome to Growing up Last! Wednesday on my primary blog, I asked you to describe your adventures in parenting in six words or less and over 200 parents rose to the challenge (yep, I tracked and read them all). So, for my first post here I decided to share my twenty-five favorite responses. Special thanks to my husband for helping me to narrow them down.
Here are my favorite twenty-five answers, in no particular order:
Oh my god, I have a baby. (dwesch)
Why are you screaming? You're fine! (zombie-mama)
Get your hand out of there!! (motherowlandherfamilyof3)
Don't put that up your nose. (ijustdontlikesecrets)
Cry one at a time. Please. (xoxoangelairene)
Oh god.... what's on my shirt? (mother-gaia)
So Little Time. So Much Poop. (electradaddy)
Was my boob, now: your pacifier. (bumbleeebeees)
Wait, is that chocolate or poop? (psiloveyou-4everand2day)
Can't find sanity. Love them anyway. (setphazerstosleep)
That's cute but loud so stop. (crunchybutgentlemama)
I shouldn't be laughing at this... (daughterofthebeard)
Ongoing Anthropological Experiment. (monkeybrainmama)
Are we still arguing about this? (viaukraine)
Don't scream, it's okay everyone poops. (mirandamosley)
Um, when did you eat that? (realteenmomlife)
GET OUT OF THE TOILET! (partymom)
"I give up..." but not really (midwesternmomma)
I haven't strangled anyone today. Yet. (itonlylookslikeimincharge)
I love you. Don't touch that. (babyboysilas)
Why do you smell like that? (countingcrowds)
Can I have a redo button? (leastwicked)
You're my universe, I need shower. (seulery)
spit up spit up spit up (mommie-noellie)
I love you. End of story. (theramblingark)
So there you have it. I have a ton more that I love so I may share some more in future posts but hopefully you got a few giggles and comfort in knowing that it's not just you feeling and saying these things. That's sort of the idea of this blog--to create a community of parents sharing and supporting one another through the adventure of family life.
Hope you decide to join us.