#zombie-mama

[horrordad]

If it will make this anon happy why don’t we just wife swap haha I am in drama and I barely tumble.

[growinguplast]

Adventures in Parenting

Hello and welcome to Growing up Last! Wednesday on my primary blog, I asked you to describe your adventures in parenting in six words or less and over 200 parents rose to the challenge (yep, I tracked and read them all). So, for my first post here I decided to share my twenty-five favorite responses. Special thanks to my husband for helping me to narrow them down.

Here are my favorite twenty-five answers, in no particular order:

Oh my god, I have a baby. (dwesch)

Why are you screaming? You're fine! (zombie-mama)

Get your hand out of there!! (motherowlandherfamilyof3)

Don't put that up your nose. (ijustdontlikesecrets)

Cry one at a time. Please. (xoxoangelairene)

Oh god.... what's on my shirt? (mother-gaia)

So Little Time. So Much Poop. (electradaddy)

Was my boob, now: your pacifier. (bumbleeebeees)

Wait, is that chocolate or poop? (psiloveyou-4everand2day)

Can't find sanity. Love them anyway. (setphazerstosleep)

That's cute but loud so stop. (crunchybutgentlemama)

I shouldn't be laughing at this... (daughterofthebeard)

Ongoing Anthropological Experiment. (monkeybrainmama)

Are we still arguing about this? (viaukraine)

Don't scream, it's okay everyone poops. (mirandamosley)

Um, when did you eat that? (realteenmomlife)

GET OUT OF THE TOILET! (partymom)

"I give up..." but not really (midwesternmomma)

I haven't strangled anyone today. Yet. (itonlylookslikeimincharge)

I love you. Don't touch that. (babyboysilas)

Why do you smell like that? (countingcrowds)

Can I have a redo button? (leastwicked)

You're my universe, I need shower. (seulery)

spit up spit up spit up (mommie-noellie)

I love you. End of story. (theramblingark)

So there you have it. I have a ton more that I love so I may share some more in future posts but hopefully you got a few giggles and comfort in knowing that it's not just you feeling and saying these things. That's sort of the idea of this blog--to create a community of parents sharing and supporting one another through the adventure of family life.

Hope you decide to join us.

~Marci aka Mamamusement

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@zombie-mama

I know, right?

I feel like when a person makes a commitment to being a parent, they also commit to not doing all the stupid shit that affects their ability to provide for their child, and shoplifting is one of those things.  

It's difficult enough to get a decent job without adding a recent arrest into it.   

What kind of person thinks it's okay to go out and shoplift, and then get on Tumblr and ask for handouts? 

[lazydad]

Happy birthday, Lazy Dad! Everypony here in the zombie house is sending super cool awesome vibes so you can have a great birthday.

Suzi, guurrl! Thanks!

[alm-wifeandmother]

Tagged by indecisiveforalways

Rule 1: always post the rules.

Rule 2: answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: tag 11 new people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: let them know you’ve tagged them.

Do you think it’s okay for a starving person to steal bread?

           Absolutely. Although, if someone were to just ask me for it I would give them all I had.

What makes your heart smile?

           My daughter, my husband, selfless acts, genuine people.

If you got into a bad car accident where you lost a limb, what limb would you be most okay with losing?

           I would most be ok with losing a leg. They have really nice prosthetic legs these days. 

Which is better, Jersey Mike’s or Subway?

           I'm going to have to say Subway because not only did I work there for like...a lifetime, I have never even heard of Jersey Mike's.

What’s your biggest pet peeve?

         I have lots and lots but I guess one of my biggest is general and embraced stupidity.

Do you call drinks with carbonation pop or soda?

         I call them pop now because it's rubbed off since I moved to Ohio but in Tennessee, everyone calls every carbonated beverage "coke" lol.

Do you pick up hitch hikers?

         No. I would like to be that trusting but I just can't.

What do you take for granted the most?

         Life in general. I take waking up in the morning for granted a lot more than I should.

What is something that you cannot stand the smell of?

         Cannot stomach the smell of dog or cat food and the smell of plain skin.

Toothpaste that’s paste or gel?

         I don't know that I have a preference but right now I have a gel.

If you could be rich or famous, which would you choose?

            Rich  for sure. I could not handle being famous.

My questions:

If you could buy any car in the world, what would it be?

How often do you make your bed?

Do you have mid digital hair?

When was the last time you cleaned your oven?

Do you pee in the shower?

What's the one thing you regret the most(don't say nothing because you're a liar)

What's your favorite scented candle?

Name the one thing you can't live without in the kitchen

If you could walk around nude everywhere with no repercussions, would you?

Have you ever been in a fist fight and lost?

Would you rather have crabs for the rest of your life or lose a hand?