Who's my two favourite Egg loving villains/anti-hero. Is it you, is it you? <3
Eggman: One of us needs to change mug.
Hazama: You do it.
(I got inspired for this after seeing the USERNAME of someone on Ao3, and I was like... wait, HAZAMA LOVES EGGS AND EGGMAN TOO, THEY'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHERS! BOTH ARE BIG GLUTTONS TOO! *don't ask about Hazama, a mixed of headcanon and canon business*. I don't want to say the username for a bit of anonymity, but I gave a lot of hints in this post.)












