#egoiplier-shenanigans

[normal-horoscopes]

thank you for being so patient with us, bones. i offer the weight in my stomach, the light of the street lamps off the pavement, and the hope of a better year.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT THIS IS ACTUALLY MY JOB

[lum1natrix]

lumi should i rewatch all of mark’s TLOU playthrough in one day

yes. yes you should.

[lucimorningstar812]

59 and 56, about any of your ocs 👀

56: What's one of your character's quirks?Let’s go with an underrated bean, Octavier. I don’t know if this counts as a quirk, but they go out of their way to make sure people know they’re accepted, especially those in the LGBTQ+ communityThey still feels very guilty for who they were in their mortal life; part of an anti-LGBTQ+ gang to hide the fact they were a closeted gay and genderfluid individual

59: What is your least favourite thing about your character?Let’s go with Atom for this one because he’s the easiest for this question. I hate the fact he will go out of his way to bully Mortem and it pains me to keep him that way, but not all of my beans can be wholesome like I want. Mortem was a bad guy when he was first made and now he’s the sweetest bean. Zeal hated Api, but now he’s conflicted. Atom hating Mortem is important, but so painful to me and him

[egosofipliers]

Dramatic Hearts 1

@egoiplier-shenanigans  has a wonderful world and I am such a shipper I wanted to write them a story based on their egos! And then I went to sprinkle in a bit of angst and the lid came off!  Expect part two sometime tomorrow! (I would have just submitted but it wouldn’t let me....)

Things started off simply enough, meetings went on like normal, conversations were short and often had a reason behind it. All things played out as they had every day before that but there were small changes slowly starting to sink in, eye’s lingered just a little longer, the barest quirk of a sincere smile before it was whisked away into a default expression and just the smallest bit just taking in each others company before going about their days.

All the starts for a budding relationship danced around none of then one Darkiplier and Bim Trimmer but nether would act on it. Bim too sure he was reading too much into it watching too many romances writing too many scrips, Dark wasn’t one to fall in love not without a little magic involved and Bim had way past learnt that lesson.

Dark’s thought process though was on the complete other side of the spectrum, he wasn’t worried Bim didn’t like him not when Bim had already proven to be more then a little loose with his magical talents. Dark was a little more then convinced Bim must have been after something from him more then convinced that slight flutter in his chest and jealously in his blood was nothing more then magic from a show host that didn’t know where to draw the line.

It was odd really to think the manipulator was worried about being controlled and the charismatic incubus was scared no one could have feelings for him. It was as if the world was flipped on it’s head for those two alone yet nether of them was willing to take a step back they danced around it just staying far enough away not to be burned. Bim wouldn’t let his heart break. Dark wouldn’t let himself be the toy in this situation. There was no way such display would go unnoticed.

Months had gone by and nether of their feelings had let up, the other egos were noticing the slight dreamy daze Bim would fall into from time to time especially when he thought he was alone, it was very clear he was crushing on someone but no one could get conformation on who it was. Dark was almost easier to read if it wasn’t for everyone being so sure he was faking it all. The monochromatic ego was getting snippy and especially short tempered when seen with Bim. It was just had to pick out was it Jealousy or anger that someone was in the way of him and his newest toy?

No one knew where to jump in no one knew where to draw the line but after some time Dark couldn’t stand the stale mate and took a step forward and it wasn’t for love. If Bim really wanted to play innocent to using his powers then Dark was going to play just as dirty, They show host wasn’t the only one with a nice smile and way with words. The push forward made everything fall into place for the other egos Dark was being too sweet too smooth his words clearly well chosen and the star stuck shine in Bim’s eyes along with his own flirting set two point of views into place.

Warfstache, the Doctor, and Google_G whole heartedly believed Bim was trying to use his powers on Dark once more seeming to not have learnt his lesson the first time he played with fire.

Where as The Host Google_R and Oliver were firmly rooted in that this was all Dark’s doing, ether from the ability to now tell Dark was meaningfully leading Bim on or from the knowledge of just how Bim’s power looked.

Ether way the fire was going and though many had picked what side the they wanted to be on some stayed firmly out of it and watched as everything spiraled out of control.

Once again Dark had broken first a fact he would forever deny but it had been too hard to ignore the rage that slowly built at how Bim would look at him. Part of him just wanted to melt and make sure the whole building knew the show host was his now but the other part could only think of manipulation. Dark could think of over a hundred ways he would use Bim’s powers and as such he believed that must be exactly what the starry eyed ego must be doing now and heart be damned he was going to let himself go along with it one more second!

There was an outburst almost like an explosion of darkness the first time Bim worked up the nerve to try and give Dark a small kiss. Bim had been knocked back as the other egos ran to investigate getting to the doorway just in time to see Dark making his way over to the shocked and terrified looking ego on the ground.

“I’ve had it with this game! Call off your magic Bim your not fooling anyone we all know your tricks!” Dark’s voice was filled with venom as he did all he could to push down the feelings in his chest especially at the fear Bim’s eyes now held for him, somehow without making a single move Dark had been halted, a hateful expression on his face to mask just how tight his chest was now feeling.

“I—…” Bim couldn’t think of the words to say now he was trembling and confused he hadn’t used any magic on Dark, he hadn’t really done anything more then small pushes that weren’t even enough to be confused as love since the Date my Ass incident. “I didn’t…”

Bim’s voice was low but Dark was just close enough to pick up what he had said and let it sink in. Every part of him didn’t want to believe him but in this moment he could see just how wrong he had been and just how he ended up letting Paranoia control him. Dark’s voice was low there was a growl lingering there “Get out.”

There was a small moment where no one dared to move not till Bim had to let out a shaky breath and Dark was back to attacking screaming for him to get out and literally lifting him up and tossing him right out the door towards the other egos and slamming the door in his face.

Darkiplier refused to let himself sink down he refused to let the pain he was feeling in his chest take control of him. He had already lashed out. He had already let his emotions and paranoia control how he was acting. Breaking down was not an option, no mater how much he realised he had messed up.

[sassmasterhost]

@egoiplier-shenanigans i love your fics omg

[egosofipliers]

Dramatic Hearts 2

The following weeks had been a complete hell, Dark was ready to tear into the throat of anyone who came near him and Bim had completely locked himself away in his room and no matter who was at the door it would not open for anyone.

No meals, no familiar faces, no nothing just Bim alone in his room trying to think of what in the world had happened. Everything had been going so well he actually thought his original fear had been wrong. Dark seemed to have opened up. Bim had seen the smile, heard Dark laugh it had made his own heart feel lighter, Dark had been flirting! There was no way Bim had misread that and then when he thought things were leading to a kiss Dark attacked.

Honestly what hurt more then being thrown across the room had been his words, if he could go back and tell his old self that the idea he had for Date My Ass would hurt him this much he… probably would have been too bull headed to listen to himself… Especially to hear his newest reason for that regret being he had fallen for the edgelord.

It was a war zone outside his door though as the other ego’s realised that both sides of their bet had been wrong. It wasn’t their place to interfere they never pushed ether of the two to act, maybe they had gossiped about it in their own time but to their knowledge their had never been over heard. Yet it was them now paying the price for it, Dark wasn’t rampaging against the Door Bim had locked himself behind, he was miserably lashing out at all the other egos. If they wanted this to stop they needed to get the two talking again, if not the whole building might end up coming down around them! Especially with Warfstache being as helpful as a bucket of leaches. Where the other egos did their best to stay out of Dark’s was Wilfred was there rubbing sad in the wound. He wasn’t being malicious per say but he really was doing nothing to sooth Dark’s tantruming ether.

The Egos were all talk… They all said something needed to be done, they all agreed Dark shouldn’t be allowed to just take out his anger on anything because he decided to blow up at someone but then they started thinking. If Bim and Dark did get together every argument they had would end up like this one, and with they got along… The twos powers were forms of Manipulation, together no one would be able to stop them was that really something they wanted? All their back and forth got them no where and in the end Bim had been stumbling out of his room before they reached a verdict.

Bim felt sore and sick, his heart still hurting when he left his room and saw just how much the place fell into ruin. Part of him didn’t want to believe this had been because of what had happened over a week ago but he could almost feel the anger in the air from Dark. His first thought was to slink away, but people were made on their first thoughts alone and if Dark was still freaking out over all this maybe it was because he had been hurting just as much. Maybe it was a sad hope but Bim made himself move and followed the sound of Dark’s destruction, this needed to stop.

This time Bim stood his ground when Dark snapped at him to leave, this time he took a step closer when Dark lunged to attack, This time he clung tightly to him when Dark’s emotions raged out of control leaving them both trembling to find out who would make the next move.

It hadn’t been an ideal start a relationship between the two of them. It wasn’t something people in theatres would be swooning over but Dark did reluctantly relax against Bim. Slowly releasing the last bit of anger he had been letting consume him as the Show host gave him a weak smile. “I think we have some things to work out.”

The start had been rocky, it wasn’t a like falling into a dream it hurt and made them both crack under the pressure of those feelings as they slowly figured out just what they wanted to be to each other. Where were the lines? Why did they react that way? Was there any hope of trust there? It was a slow process but in the end there was an agreement, Three dates, no trying to be perfect, no use of magic and no boxing away what they were feeling. If Bim had been honest with his feels at first, if Dark mentioned his worries about Bim’s magic maybe the storm could have been avoided. That was after all what relationships were about, Communication.

It wasn’t the instant happy ending one would expect at the end of a story, but then again this wasn’t the end. A new story was opening up, and Dark and Bim had their first date to plan for.

- The End

@egoiplier-shenanigans

It’s not as good as the first part sorry but if you still like it I might make a first date thing, I’m not sure.  ( Can you tell Dialog isn’t my thing?)

[robot-sucker-9000]

gay

gay

[robot-sucker-9000]

doc is a himbo change my mind

man i am Not a himbo

i am Smurt