#ehehehheehe

[saints-helen]

Dear author,

I believe that your fem!Cross is in dire need of a dress. What would that dress look like?

Thank you.

*crawls out of the dungeons of fear and hunger even though I'm too much of a scaredy cat to ever play the game but i had a dream i did anyway so- and hands you this*

SHE GOT THE DRESS!!! SEPTEMBER 6TH ASK SHE GOT THE DRESSSSSS

She's a little shy that's why she's blushing, it's her first time wearing something like this (not to mention so.. form fitting in certain areas.. ////)

(epic is the one who (convinced her and) took her shopping 😌)

She feels a bit embarrassed but..

Epic thinks it's pretty :3333

(and dw guys, cross's big naturals are a bit bigger than this, the dress just squashes them down a bit (either that or the thangs are still growing) (i mean, not as big as Blue's Magnificents but.. ahem, a bit bigger nonetheless)

(TRANScript: "say cheese!" *Snap* "Pretty girl... <3")

(you're welcome! :D)

[magiskarp]

Just won with the fried liver attack

[risingod]

*drags a chair obnoxiously loud across the floor*

[shortysquadpresident]

am i really finna have to write some sir fitzroy maplecourt x reader fics to satisfy my ever-present thirst for fictional characters?????

[trickarrows-bishop]

Loui, I got my yearn phia but now life is crazy for y/n

This is exactly why im single 🫩

yn and the inability to catch a break EVER

[ask-nathaniel-veneto-leonar-blog]

Tonio: I like your taste in colours.

Why thank you, you look very lovely as well, my darling.

*realizes that Tonio is one of his birth parents*

W-Wait.... Y-You’re...... DAD!!!!!!!! *grabs onto Tonio, hugging him tightly*

[rhaegxr]

"I am the god of tits and wine."

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