As a writer, I have a question. If you read fics about a character because you're personally interested in them (vs reading about combos that don't involve you/reading because you like a specific ship/etc) what's your preferred reading style?
It's kind of important to me that I write "Reader" as a likeable, moral, perfectly-imperfect, maybe even kickass character because, well. I love you and I want you to love and cheer for yourself.
i LOVED "The Wrong Bed" and omg the CLIFFHANGER!!! please tell me there could be another short series with it, im dying to know what happens!!!
that series is already complete!
The Master List kinda got screwed up lol I'm in the process of basically re-doing everything because so many of the links are completely busted...
BUT HERE'S THE ACTUAL FINAL PART OF THE WRONG BED! <3
The Wrong Bed - Part 11
I'm hoping someone can help me, I don't know how to do this. I'm looking on Tumblr for people who have requests open for Star Trek fics. I have a couple ideas I would love to ask for but I don't know how to find someone who does them. Please help?
Full disclosure, I might start writing reader insert content for my own characters, since I’m running low on inspiration for fandoms lately. Would anyone be interested in that, or is it 100% self indulgent?
I’ll be drawing from a few different sources, but it’s largely because I want to do something new for myself and I can’t think of any new characters to write for. I’ve been watching Buzzfeed Unsolved lately while I’ve been packing, so I might have a sort of mini series inspired by that.
Let me know what you guys think and if you have any questions (about this post, me, my characters, etc), my ask box is always open
Summary: When you had asked your friend May to go to the gym and workout with you as a way to spend more time. May had agreed but she was a bit nervous about going, what's the worse that can happen right?
Word count: 4.2k
Characters: May Parker x Fem! Reader, Top! Reader X Bottom! May Parker.
A/n: this took so long to write but i loved the end of it and the title but i keep thinking of the Dua Lipa song or by Olivia Newton john as well.
Warnings: mentions of some marvel woman, exercising, masturbation , oral ( r receiving), fingering ( both giving and receiving), some fluff, dirty dirty thots and fluff at the end.
18+ content below the cut so minors please do it interact!!!!
happy reading and enjoy besties!!
“ did you want to go work out with me may? Sometime tomorrow morning?” you ask her out of nowhere as both of you are eating some breakfest.
It’s not that May needed to go workout, far from it. She’s in pretty good shape for her age and she’s happy with that. Ever since peter went away for school, there’s been all of this free time that she’s needed to fill now and work doesn’t seem to be helping with that.
So you being the good best friend you are, made a joke to her during a girl's night that she could come workout with you if all she needs is a hobby to keep her busy while peter is off at college, to which she was surprised about
“ Do you think I need to workout y/n? I'm shocked you even decided to suggest that seeing as I have a nice body,” Mays says to you as she drinks some wine from her glass.
“ No look, it’s not that I think you need to go workout, clearly you looking so great, my point is if you need something to fill in all of the free time, you could always come and accompany me,” you pause as she gives you a weird look,” plus it would be fun to not just go alone”.
“ I’ll think about it y/n, just remind me the next time we hang out together”
“ Yes maam,” you say with a little salute as she stickers her tongue out at you and you laugh at the face you make at her.
“ Did I make you remind you next time we were together?”
You nod at her question and she internally cringes at your good memory, even with how much she’s seen you drink sometimes.
Damm your good memory.
“ May, we can go another time if you have to work tomorrow but please tell me if you don't want to do this,” you say as you place your hand on her thigh to comfort her,” I’d rather not make you feel like you need to do this”.
The hand on her thigh seemed to make May not pay attention to what you had said. It’s just a simple gesture but it made her feel something down below
She’ll just have to deal with it later on at night she guesses.
“ Did you hear what I said May? You look like you just zoned out right now,” you say and it makes her blush, but you decide to go past that.
“ No y/n I was and I don't have any plans tomorrow before 11 am, after that I have work but I would be very happy to work out with you,” and you get up and give her a big hug, happy that this will be the first time both of you will be able to hang out in the mornings rather than just during the nights. Not much time to be able to spend together since she had to get peter up for school and stuff.
“ well, I am excited about this! I haven’t gone to the gym with someone for a while,” you pause,” I think I went with one of peter’s avenger's buddies once the blonde one but I think she thought it was a date and as pretty as she was, all I wanted to do was get some stress out from the work shift I had before,” you say and take a sip from your coffee cup.
“ Which blonde?” May ask you and you take a bit to remember the events of that day being that it’s been a while since you’ve had people accompany her.
She feels at big jealous on the inside that Peter seems to set you up on a date, especially with one of his fellow Avengers. It’s not that she’s jealous, no way it’s that. May is just a caring friend and just wants to make sure nobody hurts you.
That’s it. It’s just friends being friends and that means caring for them when they are on dates with a pretty woman.
“ Um, I think it was either Nat when she went blonde or Carol if I remember correctly, maybe it was nat’s sister according to Peter and he said that and I quote’ you can get her to not be scary miss y/l/n’ for some reason”.
Don’t be jealous, don't be jealous and most of all don’t be jealous, May thinks to herself before she asks more questions about this.
“ not to change the subject about that gym encounter but I am excited about tomorrow may,” you say and give her a smile that calms her down.
This should be fun
Nothing can go wrong with both of you working out.
*The next day *
The only y/n: Meet you at the gym May,
May <3: that’s fine honey just send me the name of the gym
The only y/n: okay the gym is the equinox, it’s about 5 blocks away from your apartment, see you in an hour may<3
May <3: Like that expensive one we joke about all the time???
The only y/n: it's not, trust me if it were i would not be able to afford my apartment, trust me.
The only y/n: see you in an hour <3
May put her phone down and try her best not to freak out that she’ll get to see you working out in about an hour. It’s been years for her since she’s properly worked out so having to find workout clothes was a challenge.
Who knew that the closet full of clothes she’s had don’t contain even some sort of workout clothes but thank the universe for peter who had some sweats she could use.
Now all she has to do is hope that the time goes by very fast, which couldn't be too hard to do, right?
Well wrong
Every time May had been checking her phone, it seemed like time just kept getting slower and slower for her. She had done most of her morning chores so there was nothing in the apartment that needed cleaning, it hasn’t been too long since she ate breakfast so food can’t help her pass the time.
Maybe the universe can grant her a miracle so she isn’t just stuck waiting for you to text her like a weirdo.
A good book from her bookshelf might be the solution to help pass the time before she leaves, May loves reading and it prevents her from checking the time on her phone every 30 seconds.
“ Guess I’ll stick to a book,” she says to herself and begins to read the book, a romance novel she bought some months ago but never had the time to read it. It's a shock that she’s just reading this now because May loves the story so far.
Reading the book got her so zoned out that she forgot she even had to go out with you, till she heard a loud knock and realized she might be late. Or just one of her neighbors needing to borrow some baking ingredients.
Both are both possibilities.
“ I’m coming, I’m coming hold your horses I am on my way to the door,” she says to the person waiting for her and she’s right about to tell her neighbor no when she opens the door to see you in front of it.
Her mind stops working for a couple of seconds as she takes a moment to observe your workout attire. Some Nike shoes that seem to be a bit worn out, light grey workout leggings that show off your legs perfectly, and last but not least, a tank top that showed off your very buff arms.
“ You ready to go may? I was gonna text you but I decided why not pick you up from your apartment and we could just meet,” you continue as May keeps looking at how good your arms look like a thirsty person,” so yea may”.
“ oh right right y/n, give me a minute to get my stuff and we could head over to the gym in a bit,” she says ad lets you in before quickly making her way towards the bathroom to give herself a little pep talk.
To calm her down from whatever she just did right now.
It’s been years since May had had an actual crush, too heartbroken from ben’s death to even move on and not having time to go on dates when Peter’s parents had died as well and she needed to take custody. So having a crush is very much new territory for her, especially on someone who’s a friend to her.
She can’t lose you as a friend, you’ve been there for her for the past 5 years, and she wouldn’t risk ending it on some crush.
So all she hopes is that she can focus on just working out with you and avoid looking at you like a thirsty animal, then all can be good.
“ Hey may are you okay? We could just cancel the gym for another day if you don’t want to today or have plans,” you shout from the living room. May checks herself out a bit to make sure nothing is out of place and she makes her way out of the bathroom to find you in the living room just looking at her bookshelf.
“ The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo, really May?” you say as you held the book, surprised at the fact that she took your book recommendations, fearing maybe that it was just too boring for her to read.
“ yea I bought it months ago and decided to read it now,” she says ad you place the book back where you find it.
“ you ready to go and workout with me may?” you ask with a smile and May could feel butterflies at how excited you look.
“ Ready as I’ll ever be y/n, now let's go ?” she says and you both collect your things and make your way out of her apartment to walk to the gym.
20 minutes later
“ For a gym with the same name as the expensive named uptown, it’s very lowkey y/n, how did you even find this? “ May asks you as you both walk into the gym, pure shock on her face seeing how lowkey it looks compared to the name.
“ Peter brought me here 1 year ago with Ned when they both tried to workout out, seeing as it only stuck with me I've been coming here ever, “ you say to May as you make your way to the front desk and you talk to the employee like always.
“ Omg well if it isn’t the great y/n, honey how are you ??? I haven't seen you back here since last week,” the employee says with excitement in her tone, and May can’t help but feel happy that you seem to be well known besides to her and Peter.
“ I was gonna come yesterday but look!!! I have a buddy with me this time,” you say as you present May to her and she gets embarrassed that you didn’t at least warn her about introducing her to people but it can be a conversation for later.
Both of you take 5 minutes to talk to the lady and make your way to where the gym equipment but not before taking a couple of minutes to stretch so there won’t be any complaining of sore muscles the next day.
“ Why are we even stretching y/n?”
“ So you don’t end up with really sore muscles the next day. Bad idea to just go straight to working out May, trust me I learned it the hard way when I decided to skip on stretching my muscles once cause I was too tired,” you say and cringe at the memory of how sore and tired you felt that day.
The woman in front of you decided to not question it and just follows your lead when it comes to stretching your body.
“ You wanna start with legs or do you mind if we just do upper body may? Just asking you in case you wanna work out something specific,” you say and point to all your body as a way to see if she’s thinking of a certain part to wanna workout.
“ chest is fine with me honey, just show me what to do and I’ll gladly follow you along,” she says before both of you make your way to the weights.
Before sitting on the bench, you get the usual weights for yourself, put them on, and try to stretch again just to be sure, and slowly light for may look at.
And oh is she looking alright. Not to work but just staring at you and admiring just how hot your arms are and so toned. It’s not like you can see her zoned out right now so no harm for her to thirst she assumes.
The way your arms flex with every lift, how buff they look from where she’s standing, and the concentration on your face as you do your very best not to have it fall on top of you to not look lame in front of your friend. She just knows that once you drop her off at her apartment that she’ll indeed need to rub one out before going on with the rest of the day.
“ May, now that you saw me do it, now it’s your turn to do it,” you say motioning to the bench and all she can feel at the moment is nervous. That she’ll end up getting too distracted by you and accidentally drop the weights on top of her. As she stands there watching you change the weights to something May can handle, it calms her a bit to see you being the good friend here and it makes her feel nice.
You motion to the bench again for her to notice and May goes to the bench, sits down, and helps her get into the right position to lift the weights.
“ I got you, honey,” you say to calm her down, and that somewhat seems to work, May being able to easily lift the weights( she assumes you just did 10 on each so as not to go too hard on it from the estimate she’s making) and encouraging you to keep going.
After about 5 minutes of that and May decided to stop to rest for a bit to take in what just happened. You praised her and it helped her very much when it came to the workout and has no idea how the fuck she’s going to even last if it’s gonna be like that for the next whatever minutes you want to workout.
~ An hour and 10 minutes later and at May’s apartment ~
“ I didn’t want to push you too much, but how did you like working out with me May? I hope you had fun,” you say as she hands you a cold water bottle from her fridge.
“ I had fun y/n, I would like to maybe go more with you, of course when we both have some time in the morning honey,” She says and takes a drink of the cold water, knowing very much that she needs it after seeing you workout at the gym.
I mean how could she not?
She’ll probably have to rub one out as she thought about earlier in the gym once you leave, which should be soon. Until she heard the sounds of Billy Joel coming from your phone and all she wants to do is internally scream at whoever is calling you.
“ Hey, do you mind if I answer the call here May? It’s just a coworker of mine calling me and it should be like 5 minutes,” you say as the phone continues to ring and you just nod. Give her a thumbs up so you can answer the phone call.
‘ if she’s taking a 5-minute call, then maybe I could use this time to do it in the bathroom right before I have to go grocery shopping’ May thinks to herself and decides to sneak away to the bathroom to touch herself. Yes, she could also wait until she has time at night to do it as well but nights can sometimes be a bit busy for her.
She quickly makes her way to her bathroom, not bothering to lock it since you’ll just let yourself out and she quickie pushes her sweats along with her underwear down to her legs. She moves her right hand down to her wet core and lets out a little moan at the fact that she’s just soaking wet.
Soaking wet seeing you and just hanging out with a sweaty and worked out you. Which she assumes is just a normal thing friends can do.
Just bestie things.
( it’s not but she’ll realize that soon enough trust me).
May slowly starts to touch herself and all she can think about at the moment is how she wants you to fuck her right now. Someone who’s supposed to be her friend and her only thought right now is you see her all needy and flustered for her in the bathroom. Maybe eating her out to help her cum right here and now. All of these dirty thoughts are being fueled all because of you just working out.
“ Fuck I feel so so good right now,” May whispers to herself as she continues to tease herself before inserting one finger into her pussy. She covers her mouth to ensure no moans come out and lets out more covered moans at how great the one finger feels inside her, waiting until she feels better to insert another one.
While May is too busy touching herself in the bathroom, She forgets that you are in the living room answering a call that only lasted about 2 and a half minutes since it was a problem that you were able to solve since it occurred before.
Right as you are about to head out of her apartment to head back and shower, maybe even play a game or 2, a weird noise comes from the bathroom.
‘ What is she doing’ you think to yourself and decide to investigate, just wanting to make that her friend is all good before she heads off.
As you get closer and closer to her bathroom ( which isn’t far considering the apartments in new york arent’ the biggest), the noises get louder and louder and you blush and immediately recognize the noises that are coming out.
Moans and whimpers.
Not just any moans and whimpers, it’s sexual noises that are coming out of may’s mouth and you can't help but feel flattered that she’s touching herself.
“ Shit y/n, let me cum please! I’ll be a good girl for you if you let me cum for you shit,” she moans out, and to say your face looks redder than a tomato would be an understatement at the moment.
“ Well here goes nothing,” you say to yourself, not even giving it a thought, and open the door to see May leaning against the bathroom sink, sweats and underwear down to her legs while she’s two fingers deep into her pussy.
May sees you but continues to fuck herself in front of you, too horny to even be embarrassed to even care as she pulls you in to kiss her, and lets out a moan at finally being able to kiss you like she’s wanted to.
“ Need my help pretty girl???” you say with every kiss and May nods into the kiss, and she removes her fingers so you can fuck her yourself.
“ God naughty little thing, can’t even wait for me to leave and you gotta go fuck yourself in the bathroom,” you say in her ear and you slowly insert 2 fingers, brain stopping for a quick second at now soaked this woman is for you.
‘Fuck this woman is so fucking soaked for me’ you think as you begin to fuck her, wondering if she was soaked for god knows how long you.
Soaked for you.
“ Y/n, go faster please baby, I need to cum bad,” Mays says to you and continues to let out the most beautiful moans you’ve ever heard. Which with your experience it’s not much but they are still very pretty to you.
“ How about you beg for me you slut,” you use your other hand to give her clit a few slaps to make her listen to you,” I wanna hear you beg for me baby and if you are convincing enough I’ll permit you”.
“ Y/n please let me cum, fuck I've been so so good for you, and all I wanna do it look all pretty for you as I cum all over your fingers, shit y/n let me cum and I'll eat you out,” she says and lets out a loud whimper, signaling you that she’s about to cum.
“ Be a good girl and cum for me, baby,” you whisper in your ear, not even 10 seconds later feeling her cum for you as she lets out a quiet moan, finally being able to cum after holding off for you. Once you feel she’s done, you slowly remove your fingers and insert them into your mouth to taste, moaning at how amazing this woman taste. Hoping that maybe you can continue this after talking it out together.
“ May?”
“ Yeah, baby? What do you need?” she says.
“ You still tired? Or you down for another round of sex”
“ I’m down for one more round with you babe,” she says to you.
“ When you said that you’d eat me out after cumming, does that offer very much still stand? Or not “ you ask with a curious face and hope that she’s still down. If she wasn’t then fine with you as well.
May doesn’t say a word to you, just slowly getting on her knees in front of you, pulling down your underwear and workout leggings and once it’s down to her knees and then off of your body, she immediately begins to lick at your wet core and you let out a moan.
“ Slow down pretty girl,” you say to her,” want you to go slow so I can savor this moment right now”
“ May your mouth feels amazing on my pussy,” you moan out loud, grabbing her hair to keep her in place as she continues to lick at your folds, absolutly loving the way you taste, wanting to try to make you feel just as great as you did earlier. Wanting to just be your good girl and look all pretty for you.
‘ why did we not do this sooner with her? Mays mouth feels so amazing on me what the actual fuck’ you think to yourself.
A couple more minutes of may eating you out like a starved woman, and you feel yourself getting closer and closer to your orgasim and tap on her shoulders a couple times to signal that she can rub your clit.
May gets the hint and uses her other hand to rub circles on your clit, which only makes you cum for the woman on her knees. She takes her mouth off of your pussy for a bit to see you look so out of break and flustered for her.
“ May too much, too much,” you tell her as she tries to clean you up and she makes her way so she can kiss her.
“ may this was the best sex ever,” you tell her after kissing her for a bit and the woman in front of you tries her best to hide the blush on her face. This fails badly as you remove her hands so you can see how cute she looks all flustered for you.
“ same for me babe, it’s been a while since i actually had sex so i didn’t think it would happen again but i’m happy that it was you,” she says to you.
“ agreed may”
“ so y/n”
“ yeah?”
“ how about we talk this over on a date? I’d love to take you out to eat at this new italian restaurant that opened near my place. My roommate said that the pasta is amazing and it’s family owned too. If you want to of course,” you say as you are able to stop yourself from rambling to May.
Before you can even try to ramble on about food, May grabs your face and kisses you hard, smiling into the kiss that whatever both of you going on could go into something more than just friends.
“ i had to shut you up before you ended up rambling baby but,” she smiles at how happy and cute you look right now,” i would love to go out with you on that date y/n, i wanna see where this can go”.
“ I would love that very much” you tell her and leave a kiss on her forehead, happy as you can be at how excited you are about being able to form a romantic relationship with May.
“ So now that we have all of that out of the way, i have like 2 hours free before i have to go to work at the office,” you tell the women and wiggle your eyebrows, hearing her laugh at what your’re suggesting her.
“ what are you suggesting y/n? “ she asks you.
“ Well we could maybe go for another round somewhere that isn’t the bathroom or maybe we could just spend an hour and cuddle together” you pause,” i’m totally fine with whatever you want of course”
“ cuddle,” she says and both of you get somewhat together for you can both spend the 2 hours that you have free to just cuddle and be close to eachother.
