#el capitano

[pastelchaos242]

The abyss order when they realize that the bitches who keeps sabotaging them are their own kind

Seriously the number one threat to new khaerniah are khaenriahians

[swanseamechanic1962]

swansea how would you rate the dental hygiene of your crew mates. 1 being best 5 being worst

Captain Curly = 1. Don’t know how he manages it. The slop the company gives us is at least 70% more cement mix than toothpaste and yet somehow he’s managed to keep those pearly whites totally unblemished his entire career. They’ve actually blinded some of us on prior occasion.

Daisuke = 3.

Gotta admit, whatever rich-people babysitters this kid’s parents hooked him up with, they at least knew how to keep his health in check. Although for whatever reason, his breath ALWAYS smells like some kind of energy drink even after he’s brushed. Think it qualifies as a medical concern, but nobody ever seems to acknowledge it.

Nurse Anya = 3.

Not much to say. She takes care of herself about as well as a woman can on this scrap heap of a ship.

Jimmy = 4.

At least he brushes at all. Doesn’t help much for his general stink, though.

[oh-gacha-inactive]

Death: someone MUST die

The Captain: 🖕🖕🖕 you cannot kill me in a way that matters

[justlookatthosesausages]

Early theory time: Natlan actually doesn't enjoy being the Nation of War. Dragons and humans coexist now and they want peace. El Capitano is in Natlan because the Pyro Archon promised him the Gnosis if he manages to end the war.

[syllejon]

Paulo Dybala Icons Serie A TIM: Udinese 2 - Juventus 2 (like or reblog if you save)

[in-this-light-on-this-evening]

Free Solo (2018)

[lordlasse]

Well, hello there 😏

[lonelysoulin]

Mauro Icardi. 💙🖤💙