Ramona x John && Mari x Rian for the ask meme! š
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Ramona x John
General:
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How long will they last?
Ok the complicated thing about Ramona and John is that they go through a LOT while in the bunker after the collapse and even then itās stil kind of iffy. I mean, John is aware that Ramona is still in love with Burke, but heās gonna try his damnedest to make sure she never thinks about him when theyāre together. At this point, itās a kind of love that didnāt start off right but they make it work.
How quickly did/will they fall in love?
Lust played a huge part in it at first for them. Ramona saw his tatted ass and thoughtĀ āum yeah a snaccā and John was likeĀ āgotta make her say yesā but it was really a power struggle between them that turned into this lust filled attraction. John fell for her first, as he should, but Ramona didnāt really give in until their time in the bunker. They had to be away from Joseph to really be able to build that love between them tbh.
How was their first kiss?
Very passionate with a lot of lip biting going on. Like, it was just a hornee filled kiss that lead to them doing it...in the chapel smh.
Wedding:
Who proposed?
No wedding. :( Ramona would never marry him if weāre being honest. Sure sheāll get knocked up by him, but she draws the line at getting married.
Sex:
Who is on top?
John and yeah ok Ramona will top that bitch too because sheās likeĀ āwho the fuck does this white boy thinks heās messing with???ā but sheās not about to lie and say having him top her ISNāT the best feeling in the world.Ā
Who is the one to instigate things?
John definitely because Ramona wonāt give in on purpose. Sheāll make him work for it and thatāll frustrate him. So, heāll usually grab her and just kiss her so vehemently that one thing leads to another.
How healthy is their sex life?
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now š
How kinky are they?
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Donāt go into the sex dungeon without a horseās head YEAH OK
How long do they normally last?
It honestly depends. Sometimes thirty minutes, sometimes an hour. It really is just dependent on Ramonaās mood.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms?
NO. These two are so selfish they just care about getting off. I mean, after the collapse John DOES put more effort into making sure she gets hers but thatās only because he doesnāt want her to think about Burke.
How rough are they in bed?
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bedās shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 Edward breaking the headboard during honeymoon rough | Their dirty talk is so vulgar itād make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wallās so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do?
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally?
They have twins! A boy and girl named Marisol and Daniel.
How many children will they adopt?
None.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers?
Ramona. Sheāll do everything for those babies and she wonāt complain about it either! Those kids keep her sane more or less so like she will do quite literally anything for them.
Who is the stricter parent?
Ramona! She mostly does it for their own good though. She doesnāt want Hoesph or his wack ass son tainting their minds!
Who is the more loved parent?
Definitely Ramona. John takes off to become the Judge for his brother so the kids are left mostly in her care. Of course, they do love their papa but they know who takes care of them and whoās been truly there.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law?
No law in hoe county bc end of the world but for sure Marisol and Daniel have gotten into it with some stray highwaymen so Ramona is there to make sure they donāt fuck with her babies.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking?
Surprisingly, after their first romp together Ramona wakes up to John cooking. So, from there on itās him cooking!
Who is the most picky in their food choice?
Neither are that picky but John wonāt let anyone really cook his meals bc, well, he knows how he likes his shit cooked.
How often do they bake desserts?
Not often. Ramona can take or leave desserts...and John will just be nasty and say he wants HER as his dessert. šššš
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner?
John! Iām telling you, heās really trying hard to get her to forget about Burke. But, he does put a lot of effort into it which says a lot so Ramona goes along with it and does enjoy what he cooks.
Chores:
Who cleans the room?
Ramona! She likes making the bed and straightening up their things.
Who is really against chores?
John. He doesnāt want to dirty his Gucci clothing. :/ That coat with the airplane he wears? Louis Vuitton custom made.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug?
John. He just does NOT care.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over?
John...heās still trying to keep up appearances.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning?
Ramona! But she keeps it for sentimental reasons.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths?
Ramona + John. John is in the bathroom already doing his patrick bateman routine and sheāll be showering. Once heās done he joins her...so that takes another hour.Ā
What are their goals for the relationship?
I donāt think either of them came into this relationship with clear goals tbh. They pretty much just used each other for their own lust filled fantasies, but once they get stuck together they realize they have to rely on one another to make it through this new part of their lives. Together.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon?
Ramona! Sheās mostly sleeping until noon bc John put that ass to sleep.
MARI X RIAN
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How long will they last?
Forever whether Mari likes it or not. She just wonāt admit that his ugly ass is all she wants. Those two have gone through so much together that one without the other is basically just an empty shell. There is no Mari without Rian and vise versa.
How quickly did/will they fall in love?
It wasnāt quick on Mariās part. They really just had a relationship to let off some steam and forget about everything happening around them. The more they did it though, the more feelings came into play, and Rian was the first to fall hard for her although Mari denied it. In fact, she was so much so in denial that she broke things off WHILE pregnant with HIS kid so she wouldnāt have to deal with any pain she thought he would bring.Ā
These two really just go through such an emotional roller coaster before telling the other they loved them.
How was their first kiss?
Very messy and just full of want, need, and unbeknownst to them--love. It was even more kinda romantic considering Rian likes to cup the sides of Mariās face and bend down to her level to kiss her because sheās so tiny.
Wedding:
Who proposed?
GOD...Rian did. Not once, not twice, not even three but FOUR times and Mari turned him down or just stared at him until he relented which he never did. :/ So, Mari lets him have a ceremony...thatās it.Ā
Who is the best man/men?
Tommy. :)))) JK. Joel bc thatās the only one Rian can stand and if not Joel than Xavier he guesses.Ā
Who is the brideās maid(s)?
Mari...didnāt make many close friends in Jackson but she would choose Ellie and Dina to be her bridesmaids. IF she has to.
Who did the most planning?
She leaves it to Rian. He wanted it so bad, well, he gets to plan everything. Good luck!!!
Who stressed the most?
RIAN. He really...just doesnāt know what to do exactly and will want Mariās input but sheās likeĀ āiām busyā aka donāt bother me this is what YOU wanted.
How fancy was the ceremony?
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 Rian tried his best | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding?
TOMMY. Not even joking. Rian saidĀ āmy wedding, my rules. fuck youā. :/
Sex:
Who is on top?
Mari! She likes to be on top because...in her words...it feels better when heās all the way in. Plus, she likes watching his faces and will purposely do things to drive him crazy. She likes the control.Ā
Who is the one to instigate things?
Normally, Rian. He mainly does it to piss her off and annoy her because he knows sheāll give in sooner or later.
How healthy is their sex life?
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they?
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Donāt go into the sex dungeon without a horseās head
How long do they normally last?
It depends on whoās leading--if they just want a quickie than ten minutes. If they want a longer session itās usually an hour TOPS.Ā
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms?
Oh definitely! If Rianās had a rough day for whatever reason, Mari feels bad for him...somewhat...and sheāll go down on him for as long as necessary until heās had more than enough. Sheāll even swallow Ally and Skyās brothers and sisters. :ā(
In Rianās case, he always makes sure Mari is on the verge even though he knows her too well in that she wonāt give him that satisfaction. Yet, when she screams his name, he knows he did a job no one else could ever come close to doing.
How rough are they in bed?
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bedās shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar itād make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wallās so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do?
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally?
TWO! AlyssaĀ āAllyā and SkylarĀ āSkyā. Yeah, theyāre hippie names kinda but Mari named their daughter while Rian decided to go with Skylar.Ā
How many children will they adopt?
None.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers?
Both are pretty good at taking turns! Mariās had to do for Ally when Rian wasnāt there, so she took that duty and never complained. However, she will make Rian do it more often than not with Sky.
Who is the stricter parent?
Mari. More so because itās the end of the world and itās dangerous beyond the walls of Jackson. She makes sure the two of them follow the rules, and will get mad if they break them just because those are her uglies and if anything happened to them she would never forgive herself.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)?
Mari! Theyāre not doing dangerous stuff, more like, Sky has his moments where he says weird shit and sheās likeĀ ā...donāt scare the other kids with your conspiracy theories and third eye stuffā and Sky is likeĀ āyouāre ruining my higher vibration mom šā. Rian packs the lunches for them when theyāre off to the local daycare in Jackson though. Heāll be sure to pack them something they can enjoy!
Who is the more loved parent?
I wanna say a healthy mix of both! Though Rian perhaps gets a tad more love since heās there with them 24/7 and does stuff with them whenever he can. However, when Mariās home, the kids clamor to get her attention and want to talk her ear off!
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law?
If they get in trouble with Maria or any of the security people itāll be Rian bailing their asses out. He knows heās not exactly liked there (neither is Mari really) but he knows they like him far better than hisĀ ānotā wife. So theyāll relent and give him and the kids warnings to not to do it again.
Of course, they do it again though.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking?
Rian! Heās home a lot with the kids so heāll be the one cooking for them and Mari when she comes home!
Who is the most picky in their food choice?
Neither are really picky but Skylar is THE PICKIEST eater they have. Only wants organic food, whole wheat, cage free shit. Mari has to explain that stuff like that is hard to come by but that little ugly wonāt eat it unless he makes them swear itās all organic.Ā
Mari wants to strangle the resident sam r*ckwell lookin fuck if she ever sees him for influencing their kid like this.
Who does the grocery shopping?
Mari! She mainly does the trading and what not and will BARTER the shit out of the traders so much that theyāll give it to her just to get her to leave.
How often do they bake desserts?
Uhhh not that often but when they do itās mainly burnt anyway. :/
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater?
Salads mostly! Fruits and veggies are plentiful in Jackson more so than meat.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner?
Rian! He remembers dates better than Mari does so heāll surprise her even though sheās like ššš bc she thinks he wants that good *****.
Who is more likely to suggest going out?
Neither! They donāt mind being indoors by themselves in Joelās house...christening every surface imaginable.Ā
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking?
Probably Mari because Ally and Sky are probably fighting and Cujo is busy barking and running around the house.Ā
Chores:
Who cleans the room?
Rian! He takes care of all the little things at home like cooking and cleaning and their room especially he makes sure to clean really well.
Who is really against chores?
Neither! Mari is so/so with them bc she doesnāt care for cleaning but sheāll do it.
Who cleans up after the pets?
Rian. Mari makes him since he let Ally and Sky keep Cujo.Ā
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug?
Mari...she hates cleaning.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over?
Neither because no one is allowed at their house!!!
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning?
Rian. Though heāll give it to Sky who in turn will burn it sayingĀ āmoney is the root of all evil daddyā and Rian will literally look at him like samuelljackson.jpeg.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths?
Mari! Itās her time to unwind and really get into that mindset before anything. Plus, if she stays in long enough Rian will come in and join her in the tub.
Who takes the dog out for a walk?
RIAN. Again, he let them keep it, itās his duty now.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays?
All the time. Holidays are kinda off nowadays in the world since time is lost, so theyāll try to make it as normal as possible and decorate for Christmas and Halloween mainly.
What are their goals for the relationship?
I think to really just grow and evolve with one another and just stick together. They both bring out the worst and the best of each other. Not only that, but they healed one another too and made them realize there was so much more to look forward to. Yes, they found love later in life and in a hopeless place, but itās made them slightly better people for it.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon?
Mari. Sheās pretty exhausted from working at the clinic so catch her TRYING TO sleep late...but it rarely happens since the uglies wake her up.
Who plays the most pranks?
Rian. Though itās all in good fun even though Mari gets so mad that she either pinches him or theyāll have sex but sheāll stay quiet THE WHOLE time making it uncomfortable. :/
AKSKSKDKFKGK I WASN'T EXPECTING RESPONSE THAT QUICK WTFFF š š annnnnddd life is just... life but I'm doing well!!! ALSO ONE THING AT A TIME LMAO I got an interview this friday for a job so there's that!! lol BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU?!?!?! HAS LIFE BEEN TREATING YOU WELL ALSO!?!?!?!!?
OH MY GOD JENN I THOUGHT I REPLIED YOU BUT OFC IT TURNS OUT I DIDNāT! IāM A SHIT PERSONĀ
How did the interview gooo? oh my goddd how have you been doing in the midst of all this pandemic?Ā
Iāve been well. I moved to a diff place this year (honestly story of my life) and loving so far although like everyone else this pandemic is seriously putting a damper on things. But hey, Iām healthy, my friends and family are as well so I cannot complain.Ā
Black Sails rewatch - Episode IV
Ā Ā Ā Sheāll get herself killed. If she proceeds with this Spanish galleon business, attempting to steal treasure from one empire to finance a war against another, she will get herself killed. Whether by English noose or Spanish sword, itās inevitable and you know it.
Ā Ā Ā Rest assured I had a plan - not just to end this insanity, but to contend with what comes next, to keep her safe. I donāt envy you. You know that sheāll stop at nothing to save this place - a place where she matters, a place where you matter. Except that in your heart, you know the truth - places like this arenāt meant to last.
MACY!!!! Can I just say that your comments... both in the tags and on the actual fics... made my entire night last night like!!!! I didn't expect anyone to give such praise and yet... š„ŗš„ŗšššššš¤§š¤§š¤§šššš ILY!!!!
MISS JENN ILYSM! your writing is absolutely wonderful and deserves all the praise (and then even more after that). š
I completely understand where you're coming from, trust me! book!jon is probably by far one of my favorite characters in general (alongside daenerys ofc) so you being angry is something I definitely agree with!! I mean... I'm one of the people who got so mad at cersei when she talked shit about him that I had to stop reading and take a breather lmaoo
Iām with everyone else who has said you are an absolute QUALITY blog. Your gifs and edits are so beautifully colored and crisp ! We donāt talk much but you seem like such a sweet person š I know this sounds like a weird thing but I love all the names of your ocs? I always have such a hard time picking one out and all of your ocs are named something gorgeous and v fitting!
