#electrificata

[afwrighter]

all my life, i looked for you in different places, not knowing your name was warmth.

[fortooate]

pretend you reblogged an ask meme. top 5 sweaty internet men you want to bang

venus i feel like you're pointing a 9mm at me

AT ANY RATE

jacob geller. the body hair. the lips. can you even imagine. i hope he would top

@downwithpeople

there was this guy and i don't even remember his name but he made a video about mario touching grass and when i looked at his tw*tch the intro video started off with LOOK HOW MUCH I SWEATED INTO MY ARMPIT ON STREAM. GROSSS and i started moaning

does this luigi guy count if he's literally a porn actor

would like 2 get passed back and forth by the how to make and alt-j song guys while they drop rice cracker crumbs (rice) on my arched back

(i just wanna watch jerma do like a chaturbate thing i don't think we need to meet up or anything)

[retroactivebakeries]

catgirl gf mad im using winning horse names to predict stock market trends please advise??????

Your catgirl gf might be arguing with you about your equestrian stock market scheme but I feel like the anger here is probably coming from a deeper place...you should have a serious conversation with your catgirl gf about her needs and priorities and see if the two of you can work out where all of this is coming from

[heedra]

💕 about locked tomb, obviously

It would both be too easy and too hard for me to talk abt gideon or harrow here bc there’s just a lot to say and like...they’re the main characters, we get it, so instead... (HARROW THE NINTH SPOILERS BEYOND THIS POINT FOR THOSE WHO CARE)

...I’m gonna talk about Palamedes. Palamedes is interesting and delightful to me because I get the distinct feeling that in the hands of a different, more conventional genre fiction writer, he’d have been unbearable and also the protagonist of the story. He’s the typical conventionally-borderline-handsome, clever white boy with glasses who is good at putting plot pieces together. He’s literally from fucking Planet Wizard School. Yet the way he’s written,the fondly comedic eye with which his character gets studied, and the way he subverts a lot of the self-absorbed nerd tropes that would normally get tacked onto his character make him such a warm presence in the story whenever he’s there. He’s just a genuinely kind person, he doesn’t try to be anything more than that despite being set up as a narrative wunderkind, there’s no secret twist to his kindness, and that’s so refreshing! It’s necessary in a story like this, where points of light are sometimes far apart! His return in book 2 actually made me cry, because after all the shit Harrow has been through on that awful space station with those awful people who are all playing a cold frigid game of power and control it’s so much to see her in the presence of a character who knows her and loves her for it, for no reason other than that she’s his friend.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

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oh is it time to cyberbully jon again

it is, regretfully, always time to cyberbully me

[downwithpeople]

14, 17

14. A music video you would love to see developed into a film?

17. Which cinematic universe would you like to live in?

mystery men because ‘shitty superhero’ sounds like a good career at this point

[fortooate]

gyarados and if you get this wrong ill be mad

please you have to be happy at me. i hope you don’t think i’m a coward but my edits here are going to be pretty minimal and noncommittal because i like gyarados a lot already!

I don’t actually love losing all of those fins, but I do think Gyarados needs to hold onto a pair of limbs. I know, I know, Magikarp can get fucked, but we can keep this one aspect. People will never shut the fuck up about Gyarados being a Flying-type that can’t fly, obviously, but maybe they’ll quiet down a little if it can flap a little bit. Unfortunately adding those but keeping all the others is a little busy (and strains credibility as far as what could fit in a GBC sprite!) so they Had 2 Go. Except for the crown one. That can stay.

I also flipped the tailfin ninety degrees because fish tails go up-and-down. >:(

[retroactivebakeries]

worried im problematic for trying to cancel a nonsentient being????

it’s a big mistake to assume that horses aren’t sentient.