#elfrooted

[freethemages]

thank you for the kind words on my mistletoe cullistair fic

You’re very welcome!

It honestly was beautiful and I was very overcome with emotion while reading it. 😩❤️

Have you posted it on ao3? I’d love to give some kudos and also bookmark so I can read it over and over lmao

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elfrooted hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet “I'm crying over the end of The Untamed again because Lan Wangji...”

they both went their separate ways to do what they both needed only so they could meet again without any obstacle in the way. lwj finds him again and from that moment on they ttly become cultivation partners forever NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE

Point me at anyone who does tell you otherwise, because I’m going to beat them to death for even daring to suggest that they don’t. They have been married since episode 6 after all.

[enjinlover]

elfrooted replied to your post: wow tumblr forreal went down for a minute there...

i was wondering wth was going on HAVE I BEEN GONE TOO LONG

no joke its been AGES since tumblr has done this kinda thing. I remember back in the day when it was Normal for tumblr to go down for a few minutes almost once a week

the tumbeasts.....

[eeveevie]

I LIVE FOR ALIEVE. #4 because alistair sexting. need i say more. if you've done this one before (which btw, you should link me), then #11 or #23~

from this list

“trying to go down on the other, under the table, during dinner”

ayeee @elfrooted, the real MVP for those of you who missed TWYMMF. That’s right. The Way You Make Me Feel. CousCous and Alibear up in this bitch, once again, after so so long. 

Alistair x Evelyn Cousland (TWYMMF/AU verse)

1401 words (under a cut) | Mature content | Ao3

Evelyn had never left work so quickly before, making a maddash from her desk and down the stairs, practically mowing down others as shequickly walked towards her car. It had been the first day back from the timeshe had taken off for Cullen and Aurelie’s wedding, and in that week a lot had happened.

Yes, her friends had married, but it was Evelyn who foundherself in her own sort of honeymoon with Alistair. They had taken their time(perhaps too much time) resolving thetension between one another in the last few months, but they were finallybeyond the hurt and confusion and onto something wonderful. They loved each other, and made sure that it waswell-known, well-spoken statement during the week they spent locked away in theapartment they shared.

Of course, a lot of that week was also spent making up forlost time, as Alistair put it. They hardly left the bedroom, and when they did,it wasn’t unusual for them to end up as a naked heap of limbs somewhere else inthe apartment. Blanket fort? Yep. Kitchen? Day one. Her bedroom? Night three.

It was a struggle, to say the least, to get back into a workroutine. In the quiet moments between reviewing cases her mind would wander,and she wondered if her expression was as love-struck as she felt. Evelynreminded herself it wasn’t just the sexshe was delighted about. She was happy, so happyto be with the one person she could be completely honest and open with.Alistair truly was her soulmate, inevery sense of the word.

As soon as she entered the apartment, she tried to ignorethe way her body instantly warmed at the sight of him in the kitchen, clearlyfinishing up preparing their evening meal. Alistair was staring at her with asideways grin, eyes sparkling not dissimilar to how they had when she firsttold him she loved him. She hoped he never stopped looking at her like that.

“You’re home!” he greeted.

Evelyn quickly set her belongings down on the kitchen bar,toeing off her heels as she rounded the corner to meet him in a tight hug. “Imissed you,” she mumbled into his shoulder.

Alistair let out a soft chuckle. “You have no idea how hardof a day I had at work.”

“Is that a double entendre?” she asked with a laugh, pullingaway just enough so she could glance up at him.

He shrugged. “It can be, now that I think about it.”

“Hmm,” Evelyn hummed, a tingle running up her spine as oneof his hands rested on her hip. A few of his fingers rustled at the fabric ofher shirt, attempting to untuck it from her skirt. “Too bad I wasn’t there tohelp.”

“Next time,” he smiled, a certain redness creeping up hisneck and up to the tips of his ears. Alistair dipped his head down next,capturing her lips in a soft kiss. A few seconds and she returned the gesture,content to let her body melt against his. But then she smelled whateverwonderful dinner he had cooked and pulled away—if they continued to kiss, she’dlikely go hungry. Well, in the literal way, at least.

“You cooked?” she questioned, reluctantly pulling away.

Alistair sucked in a breath, blinking a few times beforenodding. He gestured towards the stove. “I think I’ve perfected the art of pastaand red sauce. There’s garlic bread on the table. Fresh from the oven!”

While she was hesitant to pull away completely, she knewthat the night was still young. First, eat diner. Then they could go back to a handsall over mentality. Evelyn sat down at the table nook in the kitchen,shrugging off her blazer as she watched him plate two servings, setting hersdown before sitting down across from her. She poured the last of the wine theyhad been gifted—courtesy of the Rutherfords—and the two silently toasted.

Evelyn paced herself as she ate, giggling through bites asAlistair told her about his day at the security office. It had been a mundaneday for him, save for the numerous amount of teasing and innuendo he receivedfrom Zevran. Apparently the Antivan had tried to give Alistair advice, much to his chagrin.

“Not that you need it,” Evelyn commented with a wink.

Alistair’s eyebrows jumped up and he smirked. “Oh?”

She couldn’t help but curl her toes at the devious way hewas looking at her now. What was he thinking? Sure, she had a general idea, but with Alistair, anything was possible. Suddenly, hemoved his hand, the fork he was holding dropping to the tile floor with apronounced clink.

“Oh my, it seems as though I’ve dropped my fork,” he saidsarcastically. Evelyn bit down on her bottom lip, suppressing her grin as hewaggled his eyebrows for a split second. “I guess I better go down and pick it up.”

Maker.

Evelyn clenched her thighs together as a wave of excitement washedover her. Alistair quickly dipped beneath the wooden table, and she eyed him ashe crawled towards her legs. She let out a sharp, but delighted yelp as hishands gripped around her ankles, fingers sliding up her calves as he moved herto create space for his body. He kissed the inside of her knee, nose nudging atthe hem of her skirt as he trailed upwards towards the inside of her thigh.

“Pull this up?” he prompted.

Evelyn took the skirt from his hands, lifting her bottomjust enough to hike the fabric above her hips. A part of her was frustratedthat her view of him was obstructed by the table, but when she tried to scootback, she found his hands firmly gripping her thighs to keep her in place. Shemoaned, closing her eyes as he left more, soft, open-mouthed kisses up theinside of her thigh, slowly nudging her legs further apart.

She was incredibly aroused, and could feel the wetnesspooling at her core. Alistair’s fingers hooked into the band of her panties,pulling them away even as his lips hovered over her sex. She could still feelthe fabric hanging off of one ankle as he tugged her forward, prompting her toscoot so she was sitting on the very edge of the chair. Evelyn leaned back,hanging onto the side of the table as his hot breath fanned across hersensitive skin. She threw her head back as he finally made contact, his tonguesweeping up the seam of her sex before focusing on her clit. His lips curledaround the delicate nub, gradually applying more pressure as he sucked.

Fuck. She wasalready so close, especially after a long day of imagining just this exactscenario. His fingers found purchase against her skin, dull fingernailspressing into her thigh and hip as he groaned against her. The rumble had herspasm in reaction, knowing her climax was just a few caresses away. Alistairsped up slightly, the broadness of his tongue spreading her lips more, givinghim greater access to the most sensitive part of her very being.

“I—” the words got caught in her throat as she writhed,sliding further into the chair as his mouth and tongue moved faster and faster.

Evelyn hooked one leg across his back and shoulders as thefirst wave hit her, so hard she thought she was convulsing. She kept him hookedthere, finally managing to cry out as pure pleasure took over. Alistair didn’tslow, not for one moment, carrying her through until her orgasm completelyfaded. By then, she was drenched with sweat, chest heaving as she struggled tocatch her breath. His hands were gentle now as they slid up and down her skin,a soft laugh echoing from beneath the table.

Evelyn opened her eyes, the angle she was in now providingher a good look at his face and expression. He was just as breathless, but hada certain smugness that he only showed after providing her with such ecstasy. Hiseyes darted away, and he smirked.

“Oh, there’s my fork!”Alistair waved it between them. “Silly how forks get away from you—”

Evelyn snatched it, letting out a breathless laugh. “Shut upand fork me.” 

[feylen]

elfrooted hat auf dein Foto geantwortet “Damn, 2019 is already knocking on the door! Is it just me, or did 2018...”

this is super late, but may 2019 be kind and exciting for you fey! <3

It’s never 2 late for nice words hehe ♥ I wish you the same dear elf !!! *smooch

[benefaris]

I appreciate everyone being so welcoming after I’ve been gone for like... what... two? three years? A LONG TIME. Life has been ridiculous, but the Dragon Age hype bringeth me back. Even though there’s still probably like a two or three year wait for this game *sob*

Replies under the read more! (sorry it got a little lengthy)

BENE ♥

HIIII I KNOW IT’S BEEN AN ACTUAL ETERNITY.

oraculis replied to your post “no longer inactive?”

good to see you!

thaaank, it’s been a while, and I missed things in fandom despite drama, so it’s nice to be semi-back!

thebearmuse replied to your post “no longer inactive?”

Welcome back! <3

thank, thank, I look forward to spiraling over theories for the next three years

elfrooted replied to your post “no longer inactive?”

welcome back oh my goooood!

glad to be back! I missed a lot of mutuals, and I apologize for being so out of touch the last couple years.

sinaxi replied to your post “no longer inactive?”

this is funny bc i came back yesterday too except all my mutuals are inactive and i barely know anyone to follow jdjfjf

okay but while my mutuals aren’t inactive, 90% of them have changed usernames so I’m like WHO ARE YOU at like my entire dash right now. welcome back as well btw!

heysales and shaiandra replied to your post “no longer inactive?”

Welcome back!!

thanks <3

oneneatcat replied to your post “no longer inactive?”

fuck yeah

AW YIS.

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elfrooted replied to your photo: I had a sketch in my wip folder for a long time...

this is….mesmerizing

OMGF Thank you!!! <3 <3 <3 

[licieoic]

elfrooted replied to your photo: “Painted Destiel: Kiss 1″ - Digital Oil Painting ...

this is a manip yeah?

Painted in Photoshop from references. ^_^ You can see my tutorial on my Deviant Art page, where I describe what is involved in my “paint-over” technique.