#elisha

[tomicscomics]

01/09/2026

Happy (almost) Feast of the Baptism of the Lord!

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JOKE-OGRAPHY:

In this Bible story (Matthew 3), we meet John the Baptist, a wild prophet who's overtly modelled after the Old Testament prophet, Elijah. He acts as a forerunner to Jesus, preaching and baptizing repentant followers in the Jordan River as they await the Messiah.

In this cartoon, a curious pharisee asks John why he chose the Jordan River as his place of teaching and baptizing. John gives three reasons. This is a framing device for a more Biblically educational cartoon. John did not actually explain his reasoning to pharisees. He was too busy calling them names (Matthew 3:7). Also, the symbolism probably would've been plain to any faithful first-century Jew.

In this cartoon, John's first two reasons speak to parallels and patterns in the Biblical story which call back to the exodus and to the prophet Elijah. I learned about this from the ever-enlightening Brant Pitre in his video on the Mass readings for the upcoming Feast of the Baptism of the Lord. He covers these and even MORE fascinating parallels in a deep but digestible way, so check it out if you love God and His quirky sense of poetry throughout the Bible.

Again, the first two reasons for John's choice of location are very spiritually meaningful. In contrast, his third reason -- "It's got lots of water." -- comes off as comically mundane and practical. Among carefully engineered test groups, this juxtaposition was found objectively hilarious. What right do you have to question that conclusion?

[the-real-couchrat]

🎵 Good Girl, Bad Girl, What's it gonna be!?

The one that's right for you Might not be the one for me! 🎶

(Thomas POV)

I don’t animate but I still wanted to try this trend (with the ultimate QPR polycule as my Guinea pig. ily Tomlisharone)

Edit: the colors were desaturated by Tumblr for some reason, so I replaced the photo with a more saturated version.

[lauragabrielle]

"be mine. romantically and ridiculously mine."

—Laura Gabrielle's diary notes about her impossible and clandestine love, Elisha P.

[elishaalexzander]

Are you using AI to chat or reflect?

Xoxo

-Elisha

[junijwi]

[ohholydyke]

When the prophet Elijah faced a government that wanted him dead, he wanted to die, so God sent an angel—a messenger of the Lord—who put their hands on him, brought him food and said “Arise, eat.”

And when Elijah laid back down because he lacked the strength to continue, the angel came again. They put their hands on him, brought him food and said “Arise, eat, because the journey is too great for you.”

And Elijah got up and ate. Until he was ready to engage in his long journey to the mountain of God.

When he got there, the government still wanted the prophet dead, so Elijah still wanted to die. So God told him to stand on the mountain while He came by, so that Elijah could be near God and see Him.

Elijah looked for God in the roaring wind, but God was not there. He looked for God in the earthquake, but God was not there. He looked for God in fire, but God was not there.

And then Elijah heard a gentle breeze, and God was there. In comfort. In stillness. In gentleness.

And when Elijah left, still despairing over facing a government that wanted him dead, God sent him to Damascus with the promise that Elijah would anoint new kings and a new prophet. He found Elisha, his companion and fellow prophet, who stood with Elijah as they weathered the storm of government, grief and fear together. And then they built a new world.

Elijah outlived those who wanted him dead. But he did not do it alone. Comfort, touch, food—these are the essentials. These get us out of bed. These keep us alive. The message from God when Elijah is lying down in despair isn’t “get to work,” it isn’t “focus on resisting,” it isn’t “mourn,” it isn’t chastisement. It’s “arise, eat.”

Communion, gentleness, stillness, focus—these are what motivate us to do the work. Elijah was driven by despair into God’s arms. Maybe that works for you—I will be spending my day in prayer alongside my local parish and participating in a communal Mincha service. Maybe the communion and gentleness for you is other people. Your friends, family, loved ones. Maybe it’s yourself—sitting in meditation, art, music, screaming, cooking, sobbing, stretching, gardening. Do something to be in communion with someone or something today. If you have no one, commune with yourself. Commune with plants and your pets and the wind and the water and the candlelight and anywhere you feel that gentle breeze. Stillness, focus, connection.

Finally, companionship, organizing, community, action, solidarity—these are what allow us to do the work. The journey is too great for us alone. We need each other. We will weather this storm together. We will weather the grief and mourning and despair and anger and outrage and whatever the next few years have in store for us, and we will do it standing alongside each other.

Remember—if things get overwhelming, return to the basics. Lay down. Eat. Rest. Repeat until you can find communion and stillness. And repeat both until you can find the strength to journey on and create meaningful relationships and resistance with others.

As final thoughts, I will share the prayer I have prayed regularly since I began my own journey alongside God as a blessing to anyone who may benefit from hearing it:

May God give you eyes that you may see, ears that you may hear, and lips that speak the truth in righteousness. May you receive a caring heart and open mind. May the Lord bless the work of your hands and that which you give others.

And, to those for whom Christ may be a comfort:

May the Risen Savior grant you peace. May He help you to become more like Him and find solace in Him and His Passion. May the five wounds of Christ serve as a map guiding you to His gentle breeze.

May the Holy Virgin light your way and intercede for us all, comfort the afflicted, hear our sorrows, and show us the Blessed Fruit of her womb Jesus.

Em nome do Pai, do Filho, e do Espírito Santo,

Amém.

EDIT: This post is blowing up a bit so I feel the need to expressly state (as if my blog isn’t statement enough) that this is a queer leftist message. I stand with Palestine, Sudan, the Congo and all peoples struggling to be free. I stand with Black, Brown and Indigenous peoples suffering under colonialism, racism and imperialism, I stand with queer people, I stand with the houseless, I stand with anarchists and witches and freedom fighters. The idea of self care expressed here is explicitly indebted to Audre Lorde—the act of placing boundaries with yourself in order to have the energy to do the work of fighting for liberation, freedom and equality. Her concept applied to the labor regularly performed by Black women in being forced to advocate for their own humanity, which ought to be acknowledged, but in its principles we may also find a path to guide the rest of us towards a foundation of sustainable movement. My faith is based around the acknowledgment that Jesus Christ did not come to establish a kingdom of man, or a hierarchy of oppression, but a kingdom of God built for the oppressed.

[maggieithink-06]

i’m having thoughts of yuri beyond your wildest comprehension

[someonethatlives]

I guess those boys who mocked Elisha just couldn't bear their punishment for doing so.