Gyro: All right, I'm confused . What is your plan? Just to overall mess with me or what?
Emil: Oh, but I saved the best for last, Gearloose! Do you remember Mario 64?!
Gyro: What.
Emil: I scoured the internet for months until I found you on a fourm debunking the l is real theory!
Gyro: Uh okay??
Emil: So I built a time machine and went back in time to include Luigi in the game's sourcecode! Completely destroying your credibility! Hahaha!
Gyro: NO. NO. I REFUSED TO BELIEVE YOU BUILD A TIME MACHINE!
Emil: Yes, I did!
Gryo: No, you didn't!
Emil: Alright, I didn't.
Gryo: Wh- why would you lie about that?
Emil: I don't know i- i think I just wish- i wish I could go back.
Gryo: You want?
Emil: I miss my sister, Gryo.
Gryo: You're what?!
Emil: I miss my sister, Gryo. She kept me on the right track. She just could. I didn't realize it until she was gone, but I ran away from family, I ran away from my nephew.
Gryo: Where is this coming from??
Emil: I think you're right Gryo, being a uncle is more than just a title.
Gryo: I never said anything remotely like that.
Emil: I-i gotta leave, I need to be with my nephew.
Gryo: Wait, you're just going to leave after all of that!?
Emil: It what I need do.
Gryo: Wait, wait, you can't just leave and not explain what your plan was! What did this all it lead to? What was the plan!
Emil: I turned your intern into a wild hog.
Gryo: W-what?
Emil: I just turned your intern into a robotic wild hog - he was going to run around cause chaos, y'know? It would all make sense when you found him eventually.
Gryo: Oh my god!
Emil: Actually, I think he still losse, doing whatever robotic wild hogs do. You can figure it out.
Gryo: What kinda sense was that going to make!?
Emil: Heh, you understand when you turned evil one of these days, Gryo.
Gryo: What.
Emil: Goodbye!
