#employedbyler

[lemonnaises]

Yes hello this is my contribution to the bylerverse today

Surfsahoy, videosquawk, postcart <3

Also idk if anyone cares but I made all of will's moodboards more yellow-tinted and mike's blue-tinted

[lemonnaises]

Byler job variants masterpost!!

so basically these are all the slashnames of byler's potential workplaces (see: surfsahoy, radiosurfer) and i thought of a few places they could work at and what those names would be. this is basically a little archive for me. I've put their names on some of the jobs, but you can obviously change it round to whatever u want; go crazy!!

I made edits (4/4/26) to this post to make it less messy, and i'll put name creds where i know/have direct creators (eg sharknilla) but comment if i've missed any! but apart from that, most names given are ones i've made up myself.

Same jobs

Byvideo: byler family video

Bysquawk: byler WQSK hosts

Lifebuoyler: byler life gaurds

Rink o maniacs: byler at rink o mania

Bykea: byler ikea employees (@aloyxwrites)

Sharknilla: byler content creators (streamer Mike x youtuber will) (@inhunnedd on twt)

Office Byler: The Office byler au

Sevenspins: figure skater x hockey player

Different jobs

Surfer Boy Pizza

Surfsahoy/ahoyboy: surfer boy will x scoops mike

Radiosurfer: WSQK x surfer boy

Videosurfer: family video x surfer boy

Poolsurfer: life guard x surfer boy

Pizzarcade: surfer boy x palace arcade

Moviesurf: movie theatre x surfer boy

Surfmania: surfer boy x rink o mania

Scoops Ahoy

Radioscoops: WQSK x scoops

Videoscoops: family video x scoops

Scoopsafloat/splashahoy: scoops x lifeguard

Scoopershooter: scoops x palace arcade

Moviescoops: scoops x movie theatre

Scoopmania: scoops x rink o mania

WSQK Radio Station

Surfersquawk: surfer boy x WSQK

Squawksahoy: WSQK x scoops

Videosquawk: family video x WSQK

squawksplash: WSQK x life guard

Squawkarcade: WSQK x palace arcade

moviesquawks: movie theatre x WSQK

Squawkmania: WSQK x rink o mania

Family Video

Videosurfer: family video x surfer boy

Videoscoops: family video x scoops

Videosquawk: family video x WSQK

Videopool: family video x life guard

Videogame: family video x palace arcade

Movietape: movie theatre x family video

Videomania: family video x rink o mania

Hawkins Community Pool

Poolsurfer: life guard x surfer boy

Scoopsafloat/splashahoy: scoops x lifeguard

squawksplash: WSQK x life guard

Videopool: family video x life guard

Poolpalace: life guard x palace arcade

Moviepool: movie theatre x life guard

Poolmania: life guard x rink o mania

Palace Arcade

Pizzarcade: surfer boy x palace arcade

Scoopershooter: scoops x palace arcade

Squawkarcade: WSQK x palace arcade

Videogame: family video x palace arcade

Poolpalace: life guard x palace arcade

Moviecade: movie theatre x palace arcade

Palacemania: palace arcade x rink o mania (seen in a post by @lovelyfinn)

Hawkins Movie Theatre

Moviesurf: movie theatre x surfer boy

Moviescoops: scoops x movie theatre

Moviesquawks: movie theatre x WSQK

Movietape: movie theatre x family video

Moviepool: movie theatre x life guard

Moviecade: movie theatre x palace arcade

Moviemania: move theatre x rink o mania

Rink O Mania

Surfmania: surfer boy x rink o mania

Scoopmania: scoops x rink o mania

Squawkmania: WSQK x rink o mania

Videomania: family video x rink o mania

Poolmania: life guard x rink o mania

Palacemania: palace arcade x rink o mania

Moviemania: move theatre x rink o mania

Others

Postcart: melvalds will x hawkins post mike (creds @the-yappstronaut)

Gaptopic: GAP mike x hot topic will (creds @bylercocaine)

Inkflower: florist x tattoo artist (creds @kidovna)

Coffeebook: librarian mike x barista will (seen in a post by @bowie-mohawk-mike-wheeler)

Bylearner: byler teachers

Colourbook: art teacher will x english teacher mike

Colourbond: art teacher will x science teacher mike

Scriptart: drama teacher mike x art teacher will

Astroneer: astronaut mike x space engineer will (creds @editxs_360 on tiktok)

Alienaut: Alien will byers x astronaut mike wheeler (same creds ^^)

Pyromedic: firefighter will x paramedic mike (creds @arikakari)

Vetstray: vet will x stray owner mike

Macber: Macdonalds mike x uber eats will (creds @ezkel)

Bylenzo: byler Enzo workers (creds @yoursleepdemon)

Heated Pretzelry: auntie anne's will x wetzels pretzels mike

from that one tiktok post. You know the one

[lemonnaises]

byler but it's infamous nyc artist Will having his art displayed in a gallery for the first time ever and Mike somehow getting hired as security just so he can feel like he's still guarding and protecting him

[lemonnaises]

Byler job variants!!

so basically these are all the slashnames of byler's potential workplaces (see: surfsahoy, radiosurfer) and i thought of a few places they could work at and what those names would be. i was bored ok this is basically a little archive for me since i'm going to draw all (yes u heard me ALL) of these variants. i'll just put the jobs bc while i feel surfsahoy is predominantly considered scoops mike x surfer boy will, they can be whoever you want!!

a few of these will be repeated and there will be lots of Colours bc thats just how i like to organise things

Scoops Ahoy:

Surfsahoy - the big one that kicked it all off, surfer boy x scoops ahoy

Radioscoops - WSQK x scoops ahoy

Videoscoops - family video x scoops ahoy

Scoopsafloat/splashahoy - life guard x scoops ahoy

Surfer Boy Pizza:

Surfsahoy/ahoyboy - surfer boy x scoops ahoy

Radiosurfer - WSQK x surfer boy

Videosurfer - family video x surfer boy

Poolsurfer/wavesurfer - life guard x surfer boy

WSQK/The Squawk Radio Station:

Radioscoops - WSQK x scoops ahoy

Radiosurfer - WSQK x surfer boy

Videosquawk- family video x WSQK

Radiowave - WSQK x life guard

Family Video:

Videoscoops - family video x scoops ahoy

Videosurfer - family video x surfer boy

Videosquawk - family video x WSQK

Videopool - family video x life guard

Hawkins Community Pool:

Scoopsafloat/splashahoy - life guard x scoops ahoy

Poolsurfer/wavesurfer - life guard x surfer boy

Radiowave - WSQK x life guard

Videopool - family video x life guard

and also the names are currently wips bc i have no creativity juice rn, if u have any ideas pls share🙏 also what other jobs could they have??? melvalds?? record store???

[lemonnaises]

scoopershooter moodboard to feed the brainrot

idrk how to do these things so i hope this is cool !! this is probably a short term obsession so im bylerbuzzmaxxing before it leaves like a processed thought

[lemonnaises]

Y'all need to get on employedbyler I wrote 2k of scoopershooter in half an hour at 1am and im obSESSED

[lemonnaises]

i want you to know in my notes app i have an “au ideas” thing and one of them just says “EMPLOYED AUS lem would be proud of me” ⭐️

That's literally my dream achievement I have completed life

[lemonnaises]

I think employedbyler is taking over my life

I haven't even had a real job yet I fear I'm fantasising too much