Jan 28, 2021
This is the bane of my existence
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This is the bane of my existence
At Work
Employee: “You’re all very glass half empty people, aren’t you?”
Me: “We’re engineers.”
Engineering Humor - #43
Guy in my study group *talking about our materials professor who’s short*:
“Well, I understand a little bit why he’s mean. It must be hard for anyone who has to use steps to reach the top shelf in their refrigerator.”
Poor Eyesight at Work
Coworker grabbing his glasses: "I need to bring my eyes."
Coworker: "You're not failures in my eyes."
Me: "Maybe you need your glasses rechecked."
Coworker: "How's your eyesight?"
Me: "Well, I wear glasses."
Manager: "I just had to wait for some of the stakeholders to die or move to get it through."
Coworker: "At my previous job, we would intentionally put in small and easily fixable errors for the boss to find and feel good about in his reviews."
Coworker: "We also did that to distract management and keep them from finding any of the actual problems."
Coworker: "I think I just overdescribed describing not overdescribing."
Engineering Struggles
Group Member: “I fucking hate SolidWorks!”
Slightly Later
Other Group Member: “Yes, it’s working!”
5 seconds later: “Why did you crash?!”
Me: “The computer sensed our success and could not allow it. It goes against the rules of nature.”