#random conversations

[sweethotspot]

Before I go to bed I decided to share a conversation I had today

Me: Oh yeah I'm a big fan of Batman and his family

Girl: Yeah same, however to me Bruce has been acting a little out of character recently

Me: How so?

Girl: I mean why is he so accepting of Tim Drake being Bisexual? Batman is and always has been homophobic

[cy4n-an0n]

'you call it a character flaw i call it a fun personality!'

You just set cereal on fire.

'but i had fun doing it! it's the thought that counts, my friend :3'

Well I think you're a dumbass, does that count for anything?

'it is no longer the thought that counts, hand me the fire extinguisher'

Yyep.

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Random conversations with @beef-brisket based on this photo lol

Adam carrying Lucifer's little seat

Adam: Your titty shelf my King.

Lucifer: Ah, thank you, Adam. Now, to turn lobby!

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Charlie: *quickly turns away* Oh- god.

Vaggie: *cringes* what the fuck?

Angel and Alastor cover their chests, feeling phantom pain.

Angel: Jesus fucking christ.

Lucifer: Hello, worthless sinners! And hello my darling daughter!

Charlie: H-Hey dad.

Lucifer: Adam, say hello.

Adam: How's it hanging?

Angel: I'm sure you'll find out soon enough, bitch...

Adam: Believe it or not I feel nothing. And he's very light.

Alastor: this is... disturbing.

Angel: Very...

Adam: Y'know what? Fuck you guys-.

Lucifer: Stay where you are, Adam, I'm not done here. Adam and I have a very different relationship than what any of uou have ever had!

Angel: Aye fucking men.

Lucifer: We are old friends! And we are doing what old friends do!

Angel: I have old friends, I don't know anyone I would let sit on a shelf hanging from my nipples.

Adam: Then maybe you need new friends.

Charlie: .... Dad, why are you sitting there?

Lucifer: I need a place to sit! And I wanted to give his shoulders a brake.

[foxysunpolishedhook]

Me and my friend core:

Pookie dosent know PPT but he just goes along with it.We re both kinda crazy

[off-color-darkrai]

Found this conversation between me and a friend while going through my texts...

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

I love my mutuals so much

@binnarrie

[zelphafrost]

My friend and I talking about table top roleplaying games going mainstream: "We're out of the basement and it's too bright!"

Him: "And there's people!"