#epic theory

[detectivemiku]

GUYS guys guys, I have a WILD detective conan #theory BUT you have to HEAR ME OUT ok ok??

So so we all know Kudo Shinichi the famous high scoool detective is the main character, we see that in episode 1, hut then he disappears??? And we all just have to think he's dead EXCAPT I don't think that's actually what happens. Because then in episode 2 we introduce d to conan. andyou might be thinking woah hold on buddy conan is a CHULD where are you going with this. but hut they have some strange similarity

Look at shinichi's hair tuffs, very distinct, seems like only something he would have OH WAIT

Conan has them too?? 🤨🤨 odd.

ok but you're smart so you're probably thinking "silly silly, the kid has glasses and shinichi doesn't" and I thought that at first too BUT LOOK!!!

HE CAN TAKE THEM OFF!!! suspicious if you ask me 🤔🤔🤔

idk gyus this is just a silly theory I came up with lmk what you think!! 😁😁😁

[otherthingys]

I need the EPIC animators to make a quick series starting with Poseidon taunting Odysseus with the fact that he can’t kill a god, and Odysseus saying he knows; that whole scene.

Then there being flashbacks of his time on Calypso’s island and it’s just scenes of her trying to have a good time with him but every time she turns away Odysseus tries to pull off some Tom and Jerry style trap to kill her but they all fail.

I need this.

[haphazardbooks]

[nobodyknowsatp]

wait chat okay so in No Longer You, one of the lines of the prophecy is “I see you draw your final breath” which represents the last breath Odysseus took before he was in the water to fight Poseidon (Get in The Water).

Which in turn represents the death Odysseus as a man, and the birth of Odysseus as a monster.

And in Odysseus, when one of the suitors is begging for mercy, his line is

“Mercy? Mercy?

My mercy’s long since drowned.

It died to bring me home”

LIKE HOW ODYSSEUS’S MERCY DIED WHEN HE HAD TO TORTURE POSEIDON TO GET HIM TO CALL OF THE STORM SO THAT HE COULD GET HOME

[truedarkbard]

My main EPIC HC is that, because Ody left Circe's island on relatively amicable terms with her, there's a decent chance Elpenor will get a proper (albeit belated) burial. However, this does mean that some poor nymph would have to find his body... a nymph who's presumably not too familiar with death happening to humans/ humanoids. And now I have the image of a young girl using a stick to poke Elpenor's body (which is very wrongly bent at the neck, among other places)...

[nonbeans]

Okay, theory. I think that since Jorge likes big reveals, he's going to do another one with Athena. And I think it's gonna be at the end of "Get in the water". I think Odysseus is gonna be like, "Fine, I'll die as long as you don't hurt my wife and son", meanwhile it's heartwrenching and penelope and telemachus are reaching out to him (i dont know when get in the water happens in the timeline).

But also Telemachus is just yelling, "ATHENA WHERE ARE YOU?!" and she's still weak from her fight with Zeus but goes to protect them at the last minute and that's when Ody finally hears and sees her. That she's been protecting them.

Poseidon is like, "What, you don't have authority here!" Then a lightning strikes and he's like, "FUCK, REALLY".

And Ody is fucking smug and runs back to Penelope.

[witless-winion1]

What the hell were the winions talking about when they said “sometimes killing is a must!” in Keep Your Friends Closer

like… ‘sometimes sneaking is a must’! Makes sense, because Eurylochus snuck behind Ody’s back to open the bag, but…killing?

a few theories:

This implies that Eurylochus or the crew was willing to kill their captain to find out what’s in the mystery bag, which feels like a MASSIVE stretch

The winions can somehow see the future (which means…they would be great companions for Tiresias) and they saw that Ody would have to kill his crew to get back home?

murder hobo fuzzies (Aeolus, what are you training them)

someone with braincells that have a higher battery capacity, please explain this to me 🙏 or comment your own theories

[mer-acle]

I kinda recently (read: while writing the latest chapter of my fanfic) realized how game-breaking Athena's Quick Thought should be.

Like, why has Ody never seen his son in a timedive? Has he never asked Athena to? Has she refused? (I call bs on them still being friends if she kept that from him) Wouldn't he want to make sure everything is fine? Have at least some knowledge of his son before he meets him? And that's the thing that canonically is definitely possible, but there should not be a reason why Athena can't pull two or three people from different places into QT at the same time, it's her realm and she's not physically in Ithaca in We'll be fine so distance doesn't seem to be an issue... and Ares and Aphrodite could be in QT simultaneously in God Games so that should also be possible.

My point being Athena having a godly phone should basically give Ody a godly phone or at the very least godly camcorder vids of his son and wife :) (alternatively that would be a nice thing Ilium could explain, like Athena telling him he's getting lost in watching these things and that rewatching things so much can be dangerous for the mind)