mini dad!eren headcanon i’m thinking ab rn:
eren throws his child into the air a little too high
if he has a little girl he tries to do her hair and always fucks it up
eren likes to lay his child on his chest while he uses his phone
his little boy has peed on him before while he was changing him
he cannot dress up his kids, he leaves that to you
he crawls on all fours to chase his toddler around the house and it’s so cute
he has tried baby food and found it good, especially those little yogurt raisin things
you caught him talking to your child about you before and your heart melted
if he’s kissing you and your kid is near by he’s like “not in public baby, people are watching”
he bites his child’s fingers playfully and it makes them cry
you can’t count how many times you’ve seen him fall asleep on the couch with y’all’s child while the two were watching tv
baby sleeps in between y’all when y’all sleep but he practically squishes the baby between y’all to cuddle the both of you
if his daughter has a bf he’s purposefully intimidating to the bf, like he’s trying to scare him off and u have to be like “eren can u not”
but also ends up becoming bf’s bestie, like they literally watch games together and shit
one time his daughter was hanging out with her bf in her room and eren kept walking past her door.... you yelled at him to leave her alone
bestfriends with his kids tho omg, like they actively show him stuff and talk to him about stuff
his son is even more his bestfriend, but his daughter is like daddy’s girl while his son is a mommy’s boy
