#eridansollux

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@cha0s-crew you know what fool

[theatheneum]

AUTHOR: princessofmind CAST: Sollux/Eridan RATING: M WORD COUNT: 3170 ADDITIONAL TAGS: humanstuck, no SGRUB AU SUMMARY: You didn’t realize how much you loved leggings until you started dating Eridan. And you probably wouldn’t care much for them either way, if he didn’t have the most gorgeous, shapely pair of legs you’ve ever seen on a human being. EXCERPT: Both you and Eridan like to keep the townhouse cold, which is fortunate, because you probably would have killed each other within a week of moving in together if you’d been fighting over the thermostat. You prefer it cold by necessity, because it makes the machines that take up most of your office run smoother and has less risk of them overheating. Eridan likes it cold because he has approximately sixteen (you fucking counted when you unpacked them into the cedar chest that sits behind the sectional sofa) different throw blankets, ranging from super soft micro fleece to hand quilted. Plus he’s one of those people who would rather put on more layers than take them off. It just makes the temperature difference between outside (90 degrees with 80 percent humidity) and the apartment (an amazing 67 degrees) feel like a smack in the face, and even though you know it’s almost thirty degrees cooler inside, that first few moments out of the sun makes you feel even more overheated, like your whole face is flushed with fire. rec'd by 2olluxvanta2

[imembarassing-theanime]

when I find myself in times of trouble mother mary comes to me speaking words of wisdom erisol will never be canon

[theatheneum]

AUTHOR: composer CAST: Rose/Dave, John/Vriska, Jade/Karkat, Terezi/Vriska, Eridan/Sollux, Aradia/Feferi, Eridan/Vriska; ensemble cast RATING: M WORD COUNT: 28540 ADDITIONAL TAGS: complete, historical AU, world war II, nazis, violence, sexual content, noncon SUMMARY: January, 1942. The town of Blâmont, France is quiet under a blanket of snow and German oppression. Corporal Dave Strider arrives here to lead a regiment of natives against the invaders; a writer named Rose offers him board; a Night Witch named Nina Makarova becomes Jade Harley, and subsequently crashes her plane near the Vantas family farm; a Jewish boy, John, hides beneath the railroad tracks; a Nazi's daughter named Vriska discovers him; Terezi, a German girl, upholds order; a young German soldier named Eridan struggles with his sexuality in a time when such a struggle could mean death; Sollux Captor doesn't help; Aradia Megido and Feferi Peixes, and their romance that doesn't fit. EXCERPT: He felt like someone had shoved a butcher knife through his spine; he went still, unable to move or run or yell. So much for any plans to fight her. He could only stare as the girl stepped toward him, head tilted to the side curiously. She was striking, a distant part of his mind thought—-the part that was still a teenage boy under all of the war propaganda. German-blonde hair and dark blue eyes, and features that were sharp and attention-grabbing. Her eyebrows rose. "Wer sind sie? Was machst du denn hier?" It took his French-filled mind a moment to remember his first language, German. Who are you? What are you doing here?. He replied in turn, “Please, miss. I’m only trying to survive.” "What do you … " A furrow dug itself between her eyebrows as she stared, confused. And finally, realization dawned on her face as suddenly as if someone had changed a radio station. She said the word, the deadly one: "Jude." Jew. rec'd by oxfordroutlette

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AUTHOR: princessofmind CAST: Eridan/Sollux RATING: M WORD COUNT: 2702 ADDITIONAL TAGS: humanstuck, high school AU, part of a series EXCERPT: Before you met Eridan, you weren't a terribly social person. In fact, it could be argued that you aren't a terribly social person even now. You like your solitude, and while you enjoy having him around more than you'll ever admit to, there are still times that you feel suffocated by his constant text messaging and insistance on coming over even if you're trying to get work done. So when the acceptance letters came in and it turned out that you were going to colleges on opposite ends of the country, you didn't react beyond an upgrade in your cell phone contract. Sure, you'd gotten used to seeing him in the halls and spending every waking moment eating his stupid Greek yogurt in your threadbare La-Z-Boy and working on his Spanish homework out loud while you were trying to work on trig, but you actually like being alone. You would always choose the solitude of a night home alone than a night out on the town, so the distance, which would require some adjustment, wasn't impossible. Eridan didn't agree at all. rec'd by 2olluxvanta2

[theatheneum]

AUTHOR: princessofmind CAST: Eridan/Sollux RATING: T WORD COUNT: 3760 ADDITIONAL TAGS: humanstuck, high school AU, part one of a series EXCERPT: Combined with his artfully styled hair and stylish square glasses, he’s a punch right to the solar plexus that you weren’t expecting in the slightest. He’s fucking adorable, enough so that it almost makes you trip over your barely-tied shoelaces, much to the barely withheld amusement of your classmates. It feels like there’s snakes nesting in your stomach, and you deliberately walk around the cluster of students so that there’s a mass of bodies between you and the new boy. Your whole face feels warm, and it’s an entirely foreign and slightly alarming sensation. You’re Sollux Captor, record holder for the latest bloomer out of the rest of your friends. The only thing you find attractive is the maxed out hard drives at Best Buy or a nice, high-res image of an old-fashioned computer motherboard. Not people. Definitely not boy people. rec'd by 2olluxvanta2

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AUTHOR: TheMostPsychotic CAST: Eridan/Sollux; Dave, Feferi, Jade RATING: M WORD COUNT: 3697 ADDITIONAL TAGS: humanstuck, high school AU EXCERPT: The skinny kid is sitting at the table over there again. He’s laughing at the guy who’s sitting with him. They’re there almost every Friday night. At first you thought they both looked like total douchebags. And actually, you still think they look like douchebags, it’s just that one of them is an incredibly hot douchebag. “Hey!” He’s skinny as fuck with cheekbones that you can’t even describe, and messy brown-red hair that he probably never even brushes, and these dumb red and blue glasses like the kind you get at 3D movies, but maybe more ironic. Tonight he’s wearing a mustard-yellow tee with some of the thinnest fabric you’ve ever beheld on a guy, and you think, fuck, that’s daring, yellow with that skin tone, but he pulls it off. Way better than you ever could, you think, admiring/envious. rec'd by 2olluxvanta2

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AUTHOR: twinarmagayddons CAST: Sollux/Eridan RATING: M WORD COUNT: 1376 ADDITIONAL TAGS: humanstuck, masturbation, stalking SUMMARY: In which Sollux decides to hack into a certain hipster’s webcam and is surprised by what he finds. EXCERPT: Eridan Ampora. That guy was an asshole. Fucking French exchange student, with his stupid accent, his dumb fashion tastes (seriously, even you know that striped pants are a big no), and just everything about him that ticks you off. He showed up at your school mid-semester, with his “best friend” Feferi (who is a sweet girl, you might have a soft spot for her, but you still wonder how in hell she puts up with him) and now that he found out you’re a straight A student, he won’t leave you the fuck alone. “Sol, let’s do this project together”, “Sol, I don’t understand this exercise”, “Soool, can you pass me your notes from that class, I wasn’t payin’ attention”... Again, and again. So one day, you decided to take your revenge. After yet another IM harassing you about X or Y class, you don’t even care at that point, you send him the file he asked you, with a little present in it. A nice little homemade trojan, undetectable by most anti-malwares (you know that that sucker uses Windows Essential only, seriously, who even does that?) and that can spy freely around his computer. rec'd by 2olluxvanta2