#erraticpockets

[imliterallyinsanern]

@steamypockets look what you did, I’m fucking notorious now 😭

[steamypockets]

@imliterallyinsanern

[gay-mormon-wizard]

when im reading ao3 and i encounter @imliterallyinsanern in the comments, there are a few memes with which I like to respond:

[imliterallyinsanern]

I’m compiling a list of Valgrace memes/inside jokes, this is what I have so far:

Please help me add to this list!

[imliterallyinsanern]

check your ao3 gift 😈

yeah this is based on the same idea i told you was infesting me for valgrace smut

THIS IS LITERALLY SO EXCITING TO ME YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

[imliterallyinsanern]

hey congrats on graduation i got something i need you to decide for me

think of it as like graduation gift

u get the power to decide what i write next yippee!!!

1: Storm and Fire: blah blah blah its the enemies to lovers valgrace story we all known and love. if u choose this option i write chapter six first

2: charred cyclone (memento mori): basically its an alternate version of the burning maze where after dying to caligula, jason comes back to life.

leo never takes the physicians cure in this universe. there’s supposed to be some valgrace at the end, but i’ve only written two of the seven chapters. choose this option and i write chapter three, which will take place in the tyrant’s tomb

3: 4/28: honestly you prob wont choose the rest of these options cause they aren’t valgrace and we all know how much you love your valgrace

the short synopsis is that after tsats (court of the dead doesn’t exist in this universe) nico brings jason back to life. the real plot comes when jason tries to kill himself, and nico has to keep him alive

its pretty different from the rest of my stories because its in first person and later is gonna be both jasico and one sided valgrace, so maybe that will catch your fancy. choose this option and i write chapter four

4: Dusk: it’s actually a series of valdangelo stories, but if you choose this option, i’ll write a new story and add it to the series. the premise of the story is this: right after boo, leo wakes up on ogygia as a ghost because festus was destroyed trying to land on ogygia, and was unable to give the cure before he crash landed. the cure is still intact, but leo has no way of interacting with it.

thanatos is ready to take his soul to the underworld, but leo manages to convince him to give him one last month on the earth. after that, leo tries to get in contact with nico.that is the really, and i mean REALLY oversimplified version of it. no valgrace here but maybe this interests you

5: I Never Told you What I do for a Living: i dont know if you remember this but this is the draft i showed you and asked you to guess what i was writing

you were right in that it is nico angst, but it’s not exactly a 5+1. all i’ll say is that its inspiried by this fic… choose this option and i’ll write this as a one shot…

and 6: Golden Haze. this is the first fic i EVER wrote. the one on ao3 is actually a rewrite of another version which was created in 2024 that has only been seen by people who know me…

the first version has been on hiatus for TWO YEARS. the ao3 version has been hiatus’d for one year. my beta readers have been rolling in their graves 💀

if you choose this option, i will write BOTH the original for my beta readers and the second chapter for ao3. i both beg you to choose this and pray you don’t.

WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO: order these from 1 to 6 in the order you want these to be written. 1 means “write now” and 6 is the lowest priority

hope u enjoy choosing 🙏 enjoy graduating

Okay, okay, I’ve been thinking about this all day, but here is my final verdict:

1. Storm and Fire (Valgrace 🤭🤭)

2. 4/28 (I loooove Jason angst, so 🤭)

3. Charred cyclone (memento mori) (again, Valgrace 🤭🤭)

4. Golden haze (This was your first fic and I feel like it deserves some attention from you)

5. Dusk (Seems cool)

6. I never told you what I do for a living (murder boyfriends??? Chat that’s cool actually, but I don’t really read valdangelo so it’s at the bottom lol, sorry bestie)

And I am officially out of school now! I got home like 20 minutes ago. Chat I’m officially an old lady

[steamypockets]

@gay-mormon-wizard hey you should check the erratic ape files again for no particular reason am i right @imliterallyinsanern

[imliterallyinsanern]

if i hold off on writing storm and fire for a bit to make that 7k valgrace smut fic, how much will your life improve?

Entirely