Feb 10, 2023
Me an INTP: OK, don't freak out, but I got mugged a couple days ago...
ESFP Dad: ARE THE MUGGERS OK???
ENFP Mom: Really Jeff your not going to ask your daughter if she is OK?
ESFP Dad: She is obviously fine because she called.
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Me an INTP: OK, don't freak out, but I got mugged a couple days ago...
ESFP Dad: ARE THE MUGGERS OK???
ENFP Mom: Really Jeff your not going to ask your daughter if she is OK?
ESFP Dad: She is obviously fine because she called.
Food
ENFP Mom: Jeff go viking something for your family. We are hungry.
ESFP Dad: [ pulls into driveway with McDonald. ] I come bearing food for the family. The enemies were fierce this day, but the reward oh so sweet.
ENFP Mom: ... just give us the food Jeff.
Proposal
ESFP Dad: Ah, the day I proposed to your mother was beautiful. I brought flowers, played our favorite song, we ate out at iHop that night.
ENFP Mom: You asked me to marry you repeatedly for weeks until I gave in and asked if you would shut up if I did. You literally wore me down.
ESFP Dad: Yep and now your stuck with me!
ENFP Mom: I'm leaving.
MONEY
INTJ Brother: [ Sets down a large stack of paper. ] Mother we need to talk.
ENFP Mom: [ Looks at large stack ]
INTJ Brother: You have a problem. [Slides over a paper.] You have a lot of out standing receipts. Now I know I'm your son but it says right here you would pay me back with interest.
ENFP Mom: Is this an shakedown?
INTJ Brother: [sighs] Now as we are family I will wave the interest, but it won't happen again. Please have the money by the end of the week.
ENFP Mom: ... Jeff your 14 year old son is claiming I owe him a debt.
ESFP Dad: [Shouts from the other room] This is why you don't sign things Kimberley. You should have just taken it like I do.
INTJ Brother: [mutters] One day I will figure out how you find my money. Then I will have my revenge.
Learning to Swim
ESFP Dad: It is time to learn how to swim my girl. [ Throws me into the deep end of the pool. ]
ENFP Mom: Jesus Christ Jeff really! [ sounds of me drowning in the water ]
ESFP Dad: She will either live or die! Survival of the fittest! [ Pushes me back from the edge I had painstaking flailled to]
ENFP Mom: Come on Tristan let's leave your father to play. [ glares coldly ]
ESFP Dad: Oh, come on. She's fine!
Me an INTP: I.. will.. have.. my.. revenge! [flailing to the other edge where I can't be shoved off.]
ESFP Life