#especially when tired

[securityunit-ese]

I’m all for highlighting problematic “funny pet videos” but oh my god dog groups really go for the most trivial minor nitpicking details just enjoy the fucking video you humourless fuck

[thereddummy]

Swide stripes.

[gay-4-space]

Genuinely think the only reason I'm not mute a good 60% of the time is just because I have Opinions and absolutely despise being misunderstood. If I could just beam my intentions and thoughts directly into someone's head I would simply stop using my voice for communication

[time-compass]

I don't avert my gaze from people because I'm shy, but because I have a resting "I'll bludgeon you to death" face that I'm really self conscious about. Like I'll already be having a bad day and then randos look at me like they'd rather not get into that hypothetical situation that's played out in their minds. I'm a really kind and appreciative soul though?

Anyway I walked past a mirror today. Can't blame anyone for having a healthy self preservation instinct.

[janeaudron]

Whoops I forgot to tag that post body horror and gore. I need to do that as soon as I’m back on my laptop since I don’t want to risk mobile editing screwing up the post... it’s happening before.

[unholyretributioncomes]

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likes artificial watermelon   |  sleeps in what they are already wearing  |  eats their cereal with milk  | listens to music with earbuds   |   hates the summer  |   can recite past the first four digits of pi |  eats frosting out of the jar  |   doodles on their notebooks  |  can bake cookies |   has a garden  |  has had a snowball fight |   eats pancakes without syrup   |   prefers shorts to pants   |  can name more than ten superheroes  |   has a plan for the zombie apocalypse  |   uses the same password for everything |   can’t hold their breath for more than fifteen seconds   |   watches anime   |   hasn’t read harry potter  |  can say ‘I love you’ in more than one language  |  prefers mechanical pencils   | thinks space is cool  |  takes personality tests more than once to make sure  |   can’t tie their shoelaces   |  has a purse  | likes salad  |  likes cool colors better than warm colors  | knows how to braid hair |   reads biographies   |  can ice skate  |   knows their mbti   |  reads astrology charts   |   prefers the star wars prequels to the original trilogy   |   plays video games   |   reads the newspaper |   likes chocolate ice cream best   |  doesn’t cuss   |  memorizes song lyrics  |   collects coupons  |   has a preferred order at starbucks  |   likes movie theater popcorn  | has seen a play  |   listens to music with headphones   |   owns a hoodie  |  would rather own cds than digital copies   |  has written a poem  |   can shuffle cards  |   subscribes to a magazine   |   double dips when eating  |  drinks directly out of the milk container  |  keeps a journal

Tagged by: @fearlings-lament

[my-soul-for-a-cuddle]

Anyone ever have to hold themselves back from telling a customer “you are fucking beautiful?

[oimatchstickman]

I have a decent feeling that the person that said hi to me outside artist alley today was from tumblr and I am super sorry that I looked confused and wasn’t sure who you were. I’m suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper bad with faces/names (especially when you throw in wigs and cosplay stuff in general).