I’m not entirely sure what this applies to.Am I busy right now? No.Am I available to hang out? I guess I am. Am I single? Yes. Am I available to date? Buddy that’s going a little too far. I don’t even know who you are. I hope one of those was your question.
E - Easiest person to talk to?
At the moment there are two. My lawyer. And The helper boy. And some others.
I - Icecream flavour?
I like pistachio almond. It’s yummy.
O - One wish?
Everyone has a wish. I’m a little greedy so I have more than one and they change as the days change. Today… right this moment…I think i’m wishing for watermelon and a nice foot massage actually. Maybe a night out at the sauna would be nice. Wish I had someone to go with though.
U - Umbrella colour?
Clear.
Y - Your last time you cried?
When my lawyer got all in my face. This was…three ish weeks ago?
this took me a shit load of time to do. You're lucky you're on anon so I can't hunt you down. {'stares}
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
They all sound fun honestly...
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
Never gone all the way. Last sexual type encounter was ok I guess ...
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
Don't laugh...but have you ever read 50 Shades of Grey?
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
Shirtless guys in sweatpants...dunno why. Casual sexy look I guess.
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
garbage dump..
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
I threw up on someone's face cuase I was drunk...yea good times
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
Aren't all kinkds generally odd things that make us horny though?
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
ribbon. Cause it's soft and sexy and does the job. And looks gorgrous. Add in the blindfolds too please and maybe some spreadder bars and you have a beautiful meal. Bon apetite~
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
How about I leave that for someone special to find out on their own. There are many ways, but I'll give you one. Being spooned and neck kissed...if the mood is right...definatey makes me horny. I also have a thing for lingerie and sex toys...
10: Top or bottom?
Both. Depends on situation.
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
make out but then the fire alarm went off { yea i'm not that creative today. }
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
Don't know...depends on who i'm with. I'm happy with one and then cuddling. Whatever but then again...sometimes I can get insistent and demanding. >.>
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
There's a box in my closet labeled: "Keep out if you know what's good for you".
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
Does my best friend count? Currently I'm "Stud Muffin." Though he's always finding new things to call me.
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
Any type of water sports. Disgusting. I definitely won't say not to have a mair of lips down on me. {for those who don't know what water sports are, it means like..peeing and stuff. hey some people have kinks for that kind of stuff nad personally it's not my cup of tea...}
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
When some guy wanted me to pee on him. I walked out and punched him in the face cause i was so disgusted and completely turned off.
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
Once I decide to be sexualy active then I probably would...for the other person. And i'm clean.
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
Again...depends on person. WHen I have a lover and if I love him enough..then yes...i'd be on birth control anywas.
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
Ohhh fuck. Mr.Lee Taehyun. Also my PE teacher. Damn.
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
Who doesn't want to try the whole chocolate syrub and strawberries?
21: How big is too big:
Don't know. Oddly enough...twinks are cute but I guess big is nice too. Again...i'm a virgin so who knows
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
honestly. I don't know my limits and my sex toys are...relatively small {'coughs}
23: Biggest turn on:
Depends. For a lover, i'd do everything I could to make them feel good. I'm all about the ppleasure of my partner. THeir pleasure is my pleasure.
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
When a guy caresses my thighs affectionately. Only had it happen to me once and it makes me wet like you wouldn't believe. I also think I like things a little rough. Not sure, but I'm always controlling people...something about being the one being controlled for a change is exciting.
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
neck, random spots on my back, thighs
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
Who doesn't?
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
All my ideas are always good excuse you. Except for maybe last christmas when Seok and I started talk about Santa and his reindeer....
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
When it starts to hurt and doesn't get you off anymore....
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
That my sassyness turns someone on?
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
landing strip?
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
If I don't waht?... O.o
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
If they win, we're fucking.
33: What your favorite part of your body:
On me? My navel. On a guy...actually I really like shoulders.
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
Kisses...soft touches...neck kisses...it depends on the mood honestly..music...grinding and trying to hold back until it's just not possible anymore? Then again if the mood is something else altogether than a little rough housing and control play is another way to get me dripping. Again i'm only fucking 19, these are all just fantasies...
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
love > sex of course...but I believe in a good relationship, sex enhances the relationship.
36: What do you wear to bed?
my undies...socks
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
this morning.
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
Why do you want to know?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
Never had sex.
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
Probably would happen.
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
No...never would either. I'm posessive. I don't share.
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
.....these questions get more and more uncomfortable... a cucumber.
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
...done it...
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
Probaby wouold happen.
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
Never thought about it tbh. Something that's sexy and slow but has a good sex beat to it?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
When a guy holds me tight and securely to him. For some reason, being safe in someone's arms would make me want to melt againt him.
47: Most attractive celebrity?
Bobby Morley. If you know who he is. he's delicous {'grins and has a little fangril moment}
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
Yes...Both. Twinks are surprisingly cute. Lesbian cause I'm curious. Though I'm sure i'm completely straight.
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
I like kids...so I think he'd be ok.
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
No and i'd like to see a motherfucker try. I'll rip his fingers out one by one and then sue him of all his life's money. ==
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
Didn't I already answer this? Or a question like this anyways?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
I've been pretty skiny my whole life so no. I have some scars though...i hate them but I don't go out of my way to hide them. They're part of who and what I am.
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
Yes, you don't need to know why.
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
I don't mind them.
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
Well if that happened we'd be taking both of ours so it'd be fine. Plus I dont think sex is really all about virginity but who you're having sex with. The first time with someone you love will be special regardless of if it's both your first times or not.
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
meat?.....pineapples. I hate pineapples..
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
No.
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
Yes. Had them for a while...And you don't need to know what they are my favroutie are my vibrating panties though. {'smirks} they're fun to put on when i'm going out. Little secrets. Shh.
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
Yes. If I trusted them to not completely terrorize it up.
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
Probably.
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
I want to be a lawyer...
62: Do you watch porn?
Who doesn't?
63: How small is too small?
Size of my pinky that I can't even feel it. Anything else..it workable. Then again I definately enjoy giving head when it's a little bigger but again, it depens on my partner. I'm not going to break up with someone for haivng a small dick. We'd work something out.
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
{'snorts} many times. Cause people can't handle my uniqueness. Except for Seok. {'shrugs}
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
Some guy. And no it was groos and felt like I was licked by a dog cause way too much spit and he tried to shove his tongue down my throat in the most desperate and disgusting way.Depends.
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
Depends.
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
Yes.
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
As long they're at least clean it's no problem. Clean as in soaped up and nice and washed. I don't do full bush but if my boyfriend had a bush i'd bully him into at least trimming. I don't want fucking hair getting caught in my teeth.
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
What the f**k?
70: Booty or Boobs?
Booty?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
Muffin?...I never though about this. Need to run this by bestie and see what he thinks.
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
Not really..
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
Never would. I might be a bitch. But i'm a loyal bitch.
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
Silverlight
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
No ew fuck. I don't want to have sex on their semen. Groos.
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
....i'd throw the bed out silently and let them live in embarassment of me finding out.
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
It was a rather amusing moment honestly. I'll save that story for another time.
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
Fap cause I wonder waht that feels like. Go into a male gay bar. Go to best friend and try to creep him out. Try on thongs. Take pics and put it on the internet. {'smirks} hey it's not like anyone will know it was me. this is a hypothetical situation of a dick for a day right? So how will anyone know it was me?
