#evan's bs

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Breaking my random silence once more to say that I think Danny "DbD Ghostface" "Jed Olsen" Johnson is best written/most fun as a monster (figurative or literal) liking freak with realistic psychopathy symptoms and an ego, thank you for your time. This has been random hyperfixation yapping, now to the weather

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I don't remember where I saw it first but I really like the hc where Vincent is really susceptible to sickness for a while after getting out of the coffin because he didn't really have the chance to get sick– so his body isn't kept up with stuff like new bacteria and viruses

So like a week after the party deals with Meteorfall, Vincent nearly drops dead because the common cold got an update and he didn't

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I've checked my totally real watch today and realized we're more than a week into pride month already, so here's a tier list for my sexuality headcanons LMAO. I'm struggling with writer's block so yall will have to give me some slack here.

I have seen so much good fanart it's hard for me to see these losers as fully anything, but here's my headcanons anyways. I'd love to hear other headcanons though,, please,, I love hearing other opinions

Love yall, happy pride month <3

Before Leslie, Lucia, and Vincent:

Yes I think Elena is unknowingly crushing on a gay man. I think Tseng views her platonically and she just hasn't figured it out yet.

Buggs is biromantic. Isn't huge on traditional sex, though.

And Johnny is bi leaning girls.

Now then!

Leslie is heteroflexible. He obviously really loves his girl and while I think he could be attracted to a select couple men, he's mostly for the ladies.

Same with Lucia. I think she just likes men, mainly. Maybe she's just an ally.

Vincent is demisexual biromantic. He's always been demi-bi to me and it's just a hc I adore. It fits right in my head, like a nonsensical 3D puzzle.

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sits up in a cold sweat

Cid/Reeve has potential because they're both engineers in their own right (nerds) and it'd be funny

falls back down

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*Loving sigh*

I love being unshackled and full of whimsy (being a multishipper)

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Is it a hot Fire Emblem take™️ to say that I think that in most of his pairings, 90% of the time, Saizo should be the one getting railed

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oooh hoo hoo 💕 and 💜

💕: What is an unpopular ship that you like?

Outside of the one I've had in here before (Nero/Weiss), I've found myself enjoying Cid/Reeve. It's not unpopular because it's "controversial", it's just a rare pair and I love me a rare pair. Is Vinveld still considered a rarepair? Idk at this point

💜: Which character is way hotter than everyone else seems to think?

I see a lot of love for all the people of the actual party, which is good, then you have a bunch of conventionally attractive people. I think my (human) hear me out would be Zangan, but that's not too big of a hear me out tbh.

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I didn't think glow in the dark cum would be an ongoing topic, yet here we are. Way to go team