#everyone is 12

[unfuckablebogtroll]

I will just always think that the popular fiction trope of The Character’s friends and family making a big fuss, especially of feigned disgust, when they kiss their partner or reference having sex is first of all childish, second of all rude, and above that weirdly prudish. It’s just fucking weird, and I’m not sorry. How do we complain about institutions treating us like everyone is 12 when we turn around and act like The Character kissing someone outside their closed bedroom door is gonna give everyone cooties? IT’S WEIRD.

[titleknown]

Related to the "Everyone is 12" theory of politics I've seen bouncing around, I wanted to add my own related theory of media critique, albeit one rooted in metonymy.

Namely: "Everyone is still mad about South Park and its fans."

Real ones will get what I mean...

[fongus-the-ninth]

My new favorite iteration of the "everyone is 12" theory:

I am afraid of bugs

Not only that but also they have a big bad disease 🤒 in them that stop me from eating my big boy steak BUT ☝️only for one month (because I like my mommy's cooking 😋)

[newsandstuffisee]

[a-subscription-box]

you couldnt remake a genderswapped version of the hit 2004 romcom 13 going on 30 because 30 year old men just be acting like that anyway

[ilovematchawithcoconutmilk]

Groups are debuting so young now

[disco-tropics]

"I want to be in my pink and he can be blue."

OMFG THIS IS SO MIDDLE SCHOOL AND BEYOND CHILDISH

[spltlvlhous]

bro some 12 year old made more than one account to harrass me 💀