I will just always think that the popular fiction trope of The Character’s friends and family making a big fuss, especially of feigned disgust, when they kiss their partner or reference having sex is first of all childish, second of all rude, and above that weirdly prudish. It’s just fucking weird, and I’m not sorry. How do we complain about institutions treating us like everyone is 12 when we turn around and act like The Character kissing someone outside their closed bedroom door is gonna give everyone cooties? IT’S WEIRD.















