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im new to lactose intolerance and trying to reach other lackeys (slang for people who are lactose intolerant) so we can talk about being lactose intolerant.
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im new to lactose intolerance and trying to reach other lackeys (slang for people who are lactose intolerant) so we can talk about being lactose intolerant.
Would You Rather...
A: Have everything you ever post or do online go viral (for example you will always run into famous streamers etc playing online games, every post you make blows up, etc) for the rest of your life
B: Have groups of 2-20 evil lackeys show up to proclaim loyalty to you on the third of every month, you cannot turn them down, and they will enthusiastically attempt to carry out whatever they deem your 'evil plans' to be and organise some sort of dress code fitting some kind of theme they attach to you. There is a 10% chance for each appearing lackey that they will be one from media you have consumed. This happens for the rest of your life.
C: Have your life become a sitcom for some higher beings, meaning that things always go back to normal at the end of each 'episode', and you are perpetually stuck in the same stage of your life and age until the sitcom ends (which will be after 5-30 years) even though time will still advance, additionally while everyone will still remember previous events, things will always eventually go back to the 'status quo' as of when you select this option, regardless of your will. (So your relationships will end up returning to their current state, as with employment, living situation, etc) until the sitcom ends. However, you will be paid £30/hour for the duration of the sitcom, given to you in weekly installments over 10 years after it ends.
Would You Rather...
A
B
C
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Art Trade for @bellygunnr
I had so much of a blast with this piece. I was definitely on that “do art well and feel happy about it” juice hard. This is even one of the few backgrounds I’ve done without a headache, which is funny because I didn’t even plan for it.
I had a great time working with you, thank you so much for the opportunity <3
Doodles under the cut
Derek Marlowe - The Memoirs of a Venus Lackey - Jonathan Cape - 1968
I must remember to restock my supply of lackeys when I get back to Springfield…
Pearl and Whiskers
Pearl and Whiskers by Xiel
Desperate to get any Quirk, Izuku buys a mysterious pearl from a shady website online said to give power. Little did he know it wasn't a scam.
Words: 1542, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko, Bakugou Katsuki, Lackeys
Relationships: Midoriya Inko & Midoriya Izuku
Additional Tags: #dragondecember, Dragon Midoriya Izuku, Animal Transformation, a bit graphic, Not too much, Nie Lang, Quirkless Midoriya Izuku, Prompt Fill
Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35539330