#evil ravioli

[mrheroexpert]

does red's ravio know he's currently in your house? i think ravio's been looking for him

Oh... I'm not sure!

I have two Legends here at least and didn't think it'd be good to seperate them!

Hmm....

@very-normal-ravio !! I have your husband he fell asleep so he stayed here last night!

[luherooflegend]

I have been informed I am going on a date today and am in fact not allowed to neglect self care. I'm absolutely fine, Rav is just being dramatic.

... what do normal people do on a date?

[mrheroexpert]

Rav? Hey... are you busy? I - wanted to talk to you. There's- a lot to talk about...

*Green calls for ypu as he comes into the kitchen, voice tight as if he anticipates something unpleasant.*

I... know you're busy and you're still mad I didn't tell you about our daughter but even if we can't talk now... I'd like to talk about it soon.

...

Please.

- @luherooflegend

*Ravio sighs heavily, looking up to the ceiling as he tries to figure out what you could even want to talk about. He's been thinking lately, about if he can even keep doing this when you keep saying you'll let him in and you'll tell him things and then doing anything to avoid not just telling him - but him in general.*

*He loves you, and he doesn't expect you to just suddenly be perfectly fine, but he can't make himself stay in a situation where he's just.... left behind waiting for scraps of attention again.*

*If he's honest he'd wait forever for you, but he can't do that. Not again. He wants to be healthy too, and maybe that means he has to start beings open and honest too... If nothing else he can say he tried.*

Sure. We can talk, Link.

Where do you want to start?

*He turns to you with the most blank look you've ever seen on him.*

[mrheroexpert]

*two hours after he left, Legend throws the door open, slams it behind him, and stumbles weakly towards you before falling limply against you. His body shutting down.*

Rav...

*he has blood all over him. Some is his, and some is not. His entire right arm is burned. Fourth-degree burns with melted fabric are his entire right hand and arm. His eyes are hazy, and his breathing is erratic.*

Rav...

*he sounds awful. Whatever he's done took so so much more than it should have.*

- @luherooflegend

*He startles at the sound of the door, eyes going wide when he sees the state of you you look - like you shouldn't be alive.*

*he catches you, searching you for more injuries.*

Link?! What happened?!

*he pulls you up up as best he can, searching for wounds and feeling so much angrier for what he sees.*

*a gash across the chest, terrible burns, a stab wound on the thigh, and way too much blood.*

Stay with me. Stay with me, Link!

*he hauls you to the couch, draping you across it as best he can. He can help. Potions... potions...*

*He starts moving around the home, gathering supplies to help get his husband patched up. A red potion, disinfectant, burn salve, and clean rags and bandages.*

[mrheroexpert]

*your lover stumbles into the house looking- well it's a miracle he's standing. He looks awful. Hair a tangled mess, eyesbags dark enough to pass as true bruises and eyes bloodshot. He shakes, and he's very clearly running on - spite.*

Rav!

Marry me!

- @luherooflegend

*he startles twice, first at your appearance and then at your proposal.*

Marry - marry you?

Mr. Evil-now-hero!

*he wants to say yes. He wants to scoop you into his arms and take you to bed and sleep with you in his arms. He wants this - wants you - so very badly. But... you haven't been yourself lately, and the last discussion on marriage was a simple 'maybe one day.-*

You - why? Why now?

[mrheroexpert]

This is your cursory warning!

If my husband is actually dead, I will be resorting to necromancy!

[mrheroexpert]

Hmm...

Should I inform my husband's brothers *if they can be called that anymore... though Link will always see them as such) that they are not welcome and why or should I simply not bother?

It's not as though the wards will let them through if they even care to try to visit.

[mrheroexpert]

*you wake up to the sound of muffled sobs. When you look over you see your husband using a pillow to muffle his tears, shaking as something unseen bothers him.*

*he sits curled up against the headboard, clutching at the pillow with white knuckles.*

No no no no nononono-

- @luherooflegend

*he sighs as he wakes, unsure why he's conscious now. He takes a moment before he registers the sobs and words. He sits up as quickly as he can, setting a hand on Legend's good shoulder.*

Bun Bun?

It's just me...

*he swallows thickly as he squeezes his husband's shoulder gently, the unburnt one of course.*