A Phone Call Amongst Alphas.
"This is the phone call that we're supposed to have tomorrow."
"Okay. Does that mean I should be expecting a phone call tomorrow?"
"Not anymore. Since we're talking now."
"Okay. What is it we're talking about?"
"Boobs. I'm going to have to come up with a new favorite past time. Casual intercourse doesn't seem to be working out for me these days."
"The past five girls have complained about the size."
"You know, Sam was saying the same thing that you said to me. About how no one gets rewarded for their existence. How it has to be expressed through a certain medium or platform. Like Eminem chose rapping. Or rapping called to him or whatever. And I'm here platform-less with the desire to be on all platforms."
"I can't tell you the best way to get what's in your head out to the public. You've been writing for the past several years now. Nothing substantial yet. Nothing of note. Maybe it's time to change that."
"No. It needs to be visual. A visual presentation is far more powerful than literature. And I know about the Bible. I know how effective it was in conveying a message. And so was Mein Kampf. But we're living in different times now. I want the message to be more literal."
"And just to be clear, that message is, 'everybody look at me, I'm Shaun Fury, I'm the greatest thing to have ever walked the earth'."
"You know that's not it."
"I do. But does everyone else? Stop looking for people to relate to you or your experience of life. If you're having fun, keep having it. Calm down and write about it. I'm sure your masterpiece will come to you eventually, whether in the form of a book or a film or whatever."
"Filmmaker. I've always wanted to be a filmmaker."
"You've always wanted to be a moviestar."
"You haven't written your book yet."
"I will. I will. Just...have to get the timing right."