Concept of transformers in svsss would be so funny
Like imagine shen yuan getting dragged into pidw but instead his system's like "aight, heres your stuff"
As in like, maybe his tablet or something?
But instead that dumbass does not give his tablet and instead gives him
*inhales*
[Ultimate Skill: Foreign Call]
[Due to your title, "Misplaced", you are now able to weaponize your surroundings.]
[Number of slots: 3]
"System, what the actual fuck."
And then like moments later he finds it incredibly cool.
Also its an evil system, not in the sense that its mean to shen yuan but in the sense that it wants pidw to go downhill and fast
And whats the easiest way to do that? Bring in pidw's biggest hater and give him the ability to make metal monsters cuz hell yeah
But then it backfires cuz sy is more interested in the fauna and flora rather than uhhhh killing the world
System: arent you suppose to be pidw's biggest hater?
Sy: but like, look, magical boar :D
System:
System: you know what, yeah sure.
anywayssss
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Shen Yuan tipped his hat down, trying to find an exit out this forest.
He could just tell Celadon to transform and fight, but- well. Trees. He is NOT going to be a deforester and potentially kill a lot endangered beasts, thanks!
「"Operator, they're locking in on us!"」 Celadon informed with much worry in his rough mechanical voice as he carried Shen Yuan out of there.
At the news, Shen Yuan snapped his head back to look and- holy fuck holy fuck why are those damn people still chasing after them?!
"Celadon what the fuck did you do for them to chase you like this?!!!"
He cursed loudly, panicking and trying to get them out of this situation. For context, they were being chased down by cultivators.
「"How would i know?! I was just trying to get a snack..!"」 Celadon weaved through the forest, movements swift and agile as he swung from tree to tree.
"Mistake number one! Don't try to buy food when you look like a damn demon, you punk~!"
[ The system thinks you both are stupid ]
They were in for a damn long of a run.
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sy: bro wtf did u do!!!!
C: i just wanted to buy food????
System: bruhh.... these fuckin' idiots...
Also, Celadon is a giant mechanical spider cuz... yeah.
And! For shen yuan! A very badass-
Short hair
Martial artist lookin ahh clothes, aka pants instead of flowy gown cuz yes
backstory where he's an exile cuz his hometown prophecized that he'd bring ruin to the world (cant argue with that considering what system's goal is)
And uh yeah
yay!!
Celadon, drinking alchohol: yeaahahahaha! That hits the spot!
Sy:
Sy: can robots get drunk, or even taste?
Celadon:
Celadon: nah, not really, im just drinking for the sake of it lol (Downs another cup)
sy, blinking, and then raging: you punk~!!! You're just wasting my money at this point!! (Cries in a corner)
system: this is peak entertainment
Also no i dont know much about transformers, i just think theyre cool asf
