#exo textposts

[sscarletvenus]

Yifan - When i first met Yixing, it was like an angelic choir sang down from heaven.

Yifan - When I first met Luhan, he was wandering outside a walmart at 2 am.

[loserlongan]

KAISOO VS CHANSOO

Jongin: *sees chansoo moment*

Jongin: *looks at chanyeol*

Jongin: *imagines chansoo dying in the worst ways possible*

Jongin: *whispers* it goes down down babeh

[sscarletvenus]

Please give my boy Junmyeon the love and respect he deserves. Stream Self Portrait, show him that even if SM is a lil bitch, we care for him, and wholeheartedly support him both in exo, and as a solo artist. Our leadernim needs our love, support, and appreciation, now more than ever. Junmyeon has gone through so fucking much, all I want is to see him smile... He is a hardworking man, who is talented, yet humble. He deserves the best. Please write positive comments under his ig updates, and keep streaming Self Portrait.

Thanks for attending my Ted Talk.

[sscarletvenus]

Minseok - Oh, what's up Jongdae?

Jongdae returning after a long day of taking care of his kid - What's up is my blood pressure.

[sscarletvenus]

Tao- Isn't it unfair how saying 'have a nice day' is you being pleasant but you cannot say ' enjoy the next 24 hours' without sounding vaguely threatening?

Kris- Babe its fucking 3 am

[sscarletvenus]

Tao - I am not trash.

Tao - I am a fucking dumpster.

Tao - I am the earth from wall-e.

[sscarletvenus]

Kris- We gotta get to the hospital and we gotta get there fast.

Tao- Then, I should drive.

Jongdae- Why you?

Tao- I have nothing to live for and drive like it.

Kris- Okey, lets go.

[sscarletvenus]

*exo m going on a vacation*

Luhan- uh, minseok, what's with all the baggage? We're just going for three days

Minseok- Oh! Its my emotional baggage.

Luhan- babe wtf