#exo incorrect texts

[yeoliesbabygirl]

Incorrect EXO

Sehun: what’s nostalgia?

Chanyeol: it’s when you miss somethings that’s really old

[later]

Suho: I’m home from work!

Chanyeol: aw we missed you!

Sehun: [whispers] nostalgia

[what-if-nct]

Taeyong: Okay here's his things, Haechan has his laptop and if you leave him to his own devices he won't bother you.

Ten: Haechan go to Yangyang's room. Renjun's there too.

Taeyong: You have my number if you need me.

Ten: I know, don't worry he's in good hands.

Taeyong: *leaves*

Kun: Yeah right, like I'm leaving those three alone with you. Boys get your things together.

Kun: Okay here's their things, you just have to separate them and keep them distracted with cartoons and coloring books.

Chanyeol: Okay come in boys.

Kun: They're in better hands. He's older and wiser. Surely more responsible than Ten.

*inside*

Chanyeol: I have illegal fireworks in the back of my car wanna go out to the woods and set them off?

Yangyang: Can we strap a squirrel to one so it can go to space?

Chanyeol: We sure can little buddy we sure can.

[iknowyouknowlino]

What really happened at ISAAC...

Sehun: Come on man! Tell me the name of the kdrama!

Johnny: No way dude, you, should've listened to me when i was going on about it non stop for 2 weeks straight

Sehun: I had earphones in, okay? It wasn't my fault

Johnny: whatever im still not telling you

Sehun: come on, tell me!

Johnny: nah

Sehun: tell me!

Johnny: nope.

Sehun: SAY THE NAME!

Jeonghan: SEVENTEEN!!!

Sehun: what the fuck dude, you scared me! Where's Johnny?

Jeonghan: He ran away, man

....

~Later~

Johnny: Dude! You were amazing back there! Thanks for saving me!

Jeonghan: Any time, man, any time

[kazuha-pista-badam]

Suho: when you're struggling with an answer, remember that Buddha is always the answer

Sehun: my favorite color is Buddha

[exonations]

Chanyeol: So when does the judgemental express arrives?

Jongdae: Sehun said he'll be here in about half an hour

[kkeke99]

Kyungsoo: What are you? Two?

Chanyeol: Yeah, two heads taller than you!

Kyungsoo: *deeply breaths in*

[5 minutes later]

Kyungsoo: OPEN THE DAMN DOOR YOU FUCKING COWARD!

Chanyeol: I WAS JUST JOKING!

[cosmiclatte28]

Genius

Baekhyun: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test! Mark: Ok, Baekhyun, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918? Baekhyun: 1917. Mark: ...You're ready.

[suholic-writer]

Sehun: Type in your password

Jongin: Your password

Password is incorrect

Jongin: Tf?

Sehun: Try again

Jongin: Again