#exochats

[minniendaedae]

Baekhyun: Who's the cutest...yes you are!

Minseok: ....? I'm almost 30?

Baekhyun: Cutest! uwu umin hyuung

Yixing: :(

Baekhyun: YOU'RE ADORABLE TOO

[minniendaedae]

Jongin: I want chicken.

Kyungsoo: I'll be your chicken.

Baek: I can't even with you two.

Chanyeol: Baek? Can you grab my tie?

Baek: Of course hon! *Sends finger hearts across the room*

Jongdae: And he says Kai and D.O are gross...

Minseok: I mean you're not exactly in a place to talk.

Jongdae: ...

Jongdae: Right so where are we going for our date tonight babe?

[minniendaedae]

Xiumin: I'm the cleanest roommate, right?

Baek: I mean... you're kinda a neat freak.

Chanyeol: Do you like neat freaks or something...(totally insecure)...do you not want to room with me anymore?

Chen: I mean you two are literally the messiest 'cause neither of you wanna clean. I don't have that issue because Xiumin's my roommate.

Xiumin: Who said I wanted to be your roommate?

Chen: Babe! I thought we talked about this!

Chanyeol: At least our relationship-

Baek:-doesn't have communication issues!

[minniendaedae]

Chen: Xiumin, where do you think represents us the most?

Xiumin: You mean what?

Chen: No. Where. What place?

Xiumin: Oh, I know!

Chen: Let's say it together.

Xiumin: Alright, 1, 2, 3, The SM Building-

Chen: Our dorm room-

Xiumin: Our dorm room?

Chen: *wiggles eyebrows*

Xiumin: Oh...

[minniendaedae]

Chen: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.

Kyungsoo: *Satansoo smile*

Chen: If you're happy and you know clap your hands.

Kyungsoo: *prepares trap*

Chen: If you're happy and you know it then your face will really show it, if your happy and you know it clap your-

*Slips on banana and falls into a pool of honey*

Baek: Kkaebsong...

Kyungsoo: *claps vigorously with evil smile*

[minniendaedae]

*van breaks down in the middle of the road*

*everyone piles out behind the van*

Chen: Hey Eomma, Appa? What's that bumper sticker on the back of our van?

Suho: Huh?

Kris: Ah, yes we picked that out for our family, isn't it so nice?

Xiumin: Right, but why is there two adults, three kids, a baby, three dogs, a panda, a deer, and a unicorn? It seems a little...strange.

Baekhyun: That's right! Why is there only like...four kids?

Suho: Ah, see, me and Kris are the adults-

Kris:-the kids are Xiumin, Kai, and D.O-

Suho:-obviously the baby is Sehunnie-

Kris:-dogs are you, Chanyeol, and Chen Chen!

Suho: And the rest is pretty self explanatory-

Sehun: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE BABY!? *pouts*

Lay: Aww baby do you need a hug? I have healing hugs!

[minniendaedae]

Kai: *dances to Power*

Kyungsoo: Hey Kai, looking good with that new choreo!

Chanyeol: *dances to Power*

Kyungsoo: *stares judgingly* go practice more...

Baekhyun: You're doing great Yeollie!

Chanyeol: *silently goes back to the practice room *

[minniendaedae]

Suho: Hey can you explain to me why my ninth child is still in China?

SM: Because we got plans for him?

Suho: Well the kids miss him...so...

SM: Sucks for the kids...I mean they're in their twenties, I don't think they're kids anymore.

Baek: WHEEEEEEEE...kkaebsong...

Chanyeol: I WANNA COOKIE

Sehun: EOMMAAAAAA

Xiumin: Baozi, I am a baozi, a very yummy baozi...

Chen: Can we go on a vacation to China? I wanna unicorn.

Kai: I want chicken. NOWWWWWWW

Kyungsoo: UGH SHUT UP ALL OF YOU

Sehun: But Baek started it!

Suho: You were saying?

SM: