#exoiq

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Minseok: I've only ever said "I love you" to two people in my life

Minseok: Jongdae

Minseok: and Jongdae with blonde hair

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Baekhyun: Just a heads up if I ever act dumb I’m joking.

Baekhyun: I’m 100% smart and know literally everything.

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Jongdae: wow! you know every one of my stories!

Minseok: and you know all of mine. i guess it's official: we're an old married couple

Jongdae: nice!

Minseok: we did it!

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Baekhyun: Sup Heteros

Sehun, visibly upset: What did you just call me?

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Jongdae: *after counting his money* Guess who can buy 151 things from the dollar store.

Minseok: Tax exists.

Jongdae: Guess who can buy 150 things from the dollar store.

Minseok: No.

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Chanyeol: i suffer from a disorder called 'sleep fighting'

Yixing: that must be terrible.

Chanyeol: only when i'm losing.

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Junmyeon: Listen, I'm not the one that you have to answer to for your depraved behavior. There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.

Sehun: Onew?

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Kyungsoo:[about Chanyeol] He let me duct tape his mouth because I said it was my kink, but I really just wanted him to shut up.