#experience bij

[verityasdragon]

[weerd1]

OK, "Star Trek: Lower Decks" just dropped "Experience bIj" as an insult, and I am still laughing the next day.

[chaosallstar]

It’s Experience Bij Monday y’all

[allstartrekgames]

Star Trek: The Next Generation: A Klingon Challenge

Original Release: 1994

Developer: Decipher

Publisher: Decipher

Original Platform: Board Game

On the surface, this is another roll and move board game. The Enterprise has been taken over by a Klingon called Kavok. As the ship was undergoing upgrades, only a few unnamed crew are on board. It’s up to them to get access to the Enterprise computer and stop Kavok from starting a war between the Federation and the Klingons.

Do do this, they need to collect 5 isolinear chips and a phaser and get to the bridge. To do this, you need to collect computer access card by landing on spaces and hopefully drawing a card that mentions a specific room (or, if you’re lucky, any room) – however, some of these cards are just bonuses. Once you get to the mentioned room, you earn your next chip.

If the game was just rolling moving and doing what it says, it would be boring. But this is a VCR board game, which makes the experience a lot more fun (albeit a bit silly). While playing, you watch the footage and Kavok (played by Robert O’Reilly, known for playing Gowron) will pop up every now and then. He’ll address a player (usually the one currently moving, sometimes based on rank) who has to respond with “Yes Captain Kavok!” and then gets told what to do, which is usually getting trapped in a stasis field (so they can’t move), spinning the Klingon Dagger for a random chance or to EXPERIANCE BIJ!

While Kavok gets more and more excited to say the words, it just means drawing a Bij card and doing what it says. This will usually be something negative. Sometimes a “Low Level Malfunction” will pop up on screen when you EXPERIANCE BIJ which means you get a reward instead.

It’s a silly game, but fun. It’s easy to lose track of things, but the rules even expect this and say to quickly pick a random person and carry on playing because you’re against the clock. If time runs out, you’ll have to watch the Enterprise get destroyed.

[xhiel]

I was bored at work so I made these

I am also a Star Trek nerd and googling Experience Bij is definitely something you should do (also fuck me there's a damn typo in the image and I'm not fixing it lol)

[kill-jar-dyke]

I desperately need a girl to say "experience bij" before beating the absolute shit out of me. no seriously make me fucking cry. hell , knock me the fuck out. I don't care how, break skin, break bones, whatever. today is a good day to die (please🥺)

[pathologicallypedantic]

I experienced holiday bij and now you all have to too

[thelongestway]