Cranky McSpanglewank

Heavy metal pagan. Goblin tree wizard. Bisexual disaster. He/They autism king. The original Chaos All-Star.

[chaosallstar]

I love her so much it’s stupid

[mjfass]

Commisioned work for @otsukare-katsukare

[cultofthewyrm]

Death Guard by Brian Valeza

[blacksailsblr]

BLACK SAILS 1.08 “VIII”

[uesp]

"Apparently a Sload is a... slug toad? Yech."

--A resident of Rivercrest realizing that "Sload" is a portmanteau of "slug" and "toad".

[evilwizard]

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

[galactic-mayhem]

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

[evilwizard]

<|:^)

[defconprime]

[allelitewrestlings]

AEW COLLISION • May 27, 2026

[greatviolenceonthatthang]

he's about to do great violence on that thang. booyah

[monthisobsessed]

SOOO I made something

[my-star-trek-blog]

[actuallyspeed]

obsessed w this btw. tommy dreamer dies.mp4

[mchristelle]

[uesp]

What's the news from the other parts of Tamriel?

[zebloozon]

18 - "you were dreaming"

[whereifindsanity]

flickr.com

wine tanker by Chook

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse