Cranky McSpanglewank

Heavy metal pagan. Goblin tree wizard. Bisexual disaster. He/They autism king. The original Chaos All-Star.

[chaosallstar]

I love her so much it’s stupid

[chaosallstar]

People seriously need to work on developing a sense of humour

[dogpuppy]

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[chaosallstar]

Asuka Teramoto

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dogs are right about doorbells. a doorbell ringing is a THREAT and should be met with an appropriate aggression display

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek Deep Space Nine "Emissary"

[chaosallstar]

Claudia Fragapane

by Lenka Mikulova

[taliabhattwrites]

[modeus-the-xenofeminist]

[mjfass]

Commisioned work for @otsukare-katsukare

[cultofthewyrm]

Death Guard by Brian Valeza

[blacksailsblr]

BLACK SAILS 1.08 “VIII”

[uesp]

"Apparently a Sload is a... slug toad? Yech."

--A resident of Rivercrest realizing that "Sload" is a portmanteau of "slug" and "toad".

[evilwizard]

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

[galactic-mayhem]

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

[evilwizard]

<|:^)

[defconprime]

[allelitewrestlings]

AEW COLLISION • May 27, 2026

[greatviolenceonthatthang]

he's about to do great violence on that thang. booyah