#explain a plot badly

[blackbookcover]

Thinking of that one Slovak classical book that consists of animal abuse, religious trauma and a love triangle on top.

There's also a book where the whole point of the book is that there's this guy and bad things happen to him. He doesn't do anything about it though, he just goes "it is what it is".

Oh and also a poem where an overpowered criminal gets defeated by peas.

That's enough of me explaining literature badly to you, I might do a part two later.

[captainrina]

SG-1: The United States government spends countless millions of its taxpayers' dollars on a program to explore other planets, only to discover Canada.

SGA: Several governments spend countless millions of their taxpayers' dollars on a program to explore another galaxy, only to discover even more Canada.

[hajidumps]

God of Death: fuck this, I'm creating my own fantasy!

God of Death: made everyone in TCF a disney princess

[lostmousemaid]

[explain-an-anime-plot-terribly]

Anime: Stars Align / Hoshiai no Sora

[rubyleaf]

Shush, I'm hilarious.

[i-am-an-accidental-hipster]

Explain a Plot Badly: Deltora Quest

A boy, a girl, and their chaperone go jewelry hunting for a full year.

followed by

the same boy and girl go spelunking with the same chaperone to help some dogs find a recorder.

followed by

the same boy and girl and chaperone go touring around the places they missed during their jewelry hunting expedition waking up large lizards in the process

followed by

Linda Fletcher ends up accidentally foiling the plans of Heinz Doofensmirtz on her quest to buy a ship.

bonus for the Three Doors Trilogy: farm boy find’s out he’s Harry Potter, then becomes The Doctor. Donna Noble is there.

bonus for Rowan of Rin: a boy and his friends consistently misunderstand rhyming instructions.

bonus from Tales of Deltora: A prince spends millions to purchase a piece of land but is outbid by a blacksmith who found some cool bling.

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