He's not your friend, you keep trying to kill him. He keeps trying to kill me. It's sort of our texting. We've been at it for ages.

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He's not your friend, you keep trying to kill him. He keeps trying to kill me. It's sort of our texting. We've been at it for ages.
i was obsessively cataloguing screencaps of the twelfth doctor's tardis interior, like a normal person, and i noticed this:
shot from extremis, series 10, when Bill finds the TARDIS parked inside her bedroom halfway through a date, and there is LAUNDRY BASKET in the console room. and i'm thinking. the fuck is a white wicker laundry basket doing in the – oh no.
go to the shooting script
they STOLE her laundry basket.
you come home with a cute girl and then the pope is bursting out of your bedroom (you're gay) and you find that your queer elder teacher has parked his house in your room (in the middle of your gay date) and he's got a bunch of cardinals with him and they're all wandering around your laundry basket like lost pigeons
Twelfth Doctor DOCTOR WHO | EXTREMIS
When the Doctor calls bill at the end of extremis and he's like heyyyy bill you like girls right? I just saw an episode of doctor who where you had a pretty girlfriend and you took her home before I ruined it by putting the Pope in your bedroom. There's gonna be an alien invasion tomorrow so you need to get that pussy action STAT. byebye
peter parker says save a horse 🐎
(updated with the cowboy hat version)
when you think about it it's really funny that the entire premise of extremis relies on the idea that the ultra-advanced alien species forgot to seed their random number generator