#eyyyyyyy!

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Dont tag your shit as ark please. we get it. you dont like our game. No reason to go after people who do like it.

No :) If I have to deal with all the misinformation and crap caused by your game in my 5 years as a Field Museum Docent and now as a professional paleontologist, you have to deal with the couple times a year I bring up that game.

[zenxenophilia]

How does optimus react to s/o being sexy? 0////0

I’ll go with TFP Optimus for this one since he’s the one I’m most familiar with…

Let’s face it; Optimus is a pretty reserved guy.  He’s not going to make it super obvious thathe’s checking you out.

However, he’s also pretty big, which means that it’s goingto be a lot harder for him to cover the sound of his cooling fans kicking onwhen you slowly bend down to pick something up off the floor.

If you wear something particularly sexy for him and ask himhow you look his faceplate will flush with a faint tinge of blue, and he’llcough slightly to cover up the slight stammer in his voice.  “Very nice,” he says, without making eyecontact.  Bear with him; he’s a littleout of practice.

You catch him watching you throughout the day out of thecorner of his optic, but he always pretends to focus on something else when youmeet his gaze.

Don’t push your luck though, because if you try to playdirty and tease him he will find a way to get back at you later.  Optimus is no stranger to the art of thetease.  He can turn on the swagger with the flip of a switch (literally). 

He’ll make it a challenge. The more you try to fluster him, the more he’s going to do the same toyou ten times over.  Optimus knows whathis best assets are and won’t hesitate to use them to his advantage.

He’ll sway his hips just a little more exaggeratedly than necessarywhen walking past you.  He also shootsyou smoldering glances throughout the day, accompanied by a cocky little halfsmirk.  He knows exactly what it does toyou.

You could swear you even hear him whistle at you one in awhile when the others weren’t looking.

Eventually things start getting a little heated (any furtherand Ratchet would have to tell you both of for PDA around base).  You both decide to declare it a draw and headoff to his quarters for a little “victory celebration”.  ;)

[houndofcu]

TACKLE HUGS CU!!! MASTER MISSED YOU!!!!!!!

“Good to see ya again, master!” The Lancer didn’t expect such a warm welcome from the young man, but he appreciated it nonetheless! “I hope ye ‘ave been trainin hard without my guidance. I may not be the best of teachers, but I’d still be honored to help ye hone yer skills.”

[datzpose]

@supercykes

“Hey, I remember that ginger ‘do -- you’re Apollo’s friend, ain’t ya? Welcome!”

“Good to see ya again! There’s still some rats around, but the office smells way better than it did the last time you were here!”

[ibeta]

Judge Fell Sans

Don’t mind me. Just imagining the horrible things I can do with this.

[s-lay-ing]

THIS WAS EPIC AND I WANT TO WATCH IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN  👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

[jestings-blog-blog]

nimbusfur

"Ooooh... I know a man ain't s'posed to cry, But these tears I can't hold inside, Losin' yoouuuuuu would end my life you see,  Cause you mean that much to me..." Are these your trash cans he's digging through this late at night? Blissfully unaware of the ruckus he's making in addition to his singing, curiosity has apparently grabbed onto the best of him with its mucky paws and is refusing to let go until he finds something worth having among the filth. To be fair, he did find some pretty cool stuff in one of the bins just down the street. 

"Mhm heard it through the grapevine! Honey, honey."