Watching SU for the first time: Season 4 ep 11~15 (part 1)
This post reacts to Season 4 episodes 11~12 (Steven’s dream/Adventures in Light Distortion).
(Annnd I’m finally catching up.
The latest episodes by far.)
(This is the latest Steven Bomb. And suddenly, I have a bad feeling about this.
To be honest, I tried really, really hard to avoid spoilers for these five episodes and I was kinda successful. I don’t know much except there’s a human zoo, Blue Diamond and the dimaonds’ singing involved.
I saw the ‘What’s the use of feeling’ video on Youtube but never watched it on purpose because I wanted my first encounter with the song to be while I watched its episode.
But now, I’m really scared. The fandom apparently exploded after this happened, and I don’t know what happened.
Will Steven and Greg end up stuck in the zoo?
Will they go back to Earth?
What’s the song about?
Will they die or live?!?
I’m really scared about nothing... but there’s still 11 more episodes in the season to go... WHAT IS REBECCA PLANNING)
-I can’t pinpoint why but I am so worried right now
-HEY THAT’S OUR NATIONAL FLOWER
-Does Steven never change his pajamas or does he have a bunch of the same pair like he does with his T-shirt
-THAT’S OUR NATIONAL FLOWER AGAIN
-THANKS FOR THE KNOWLEDGE CONNIE, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS PRONOUNCED ‘-UIN’ AS IN ‘PENGUIN’
-wAIT BUT THAT’S LIKE FREAKING sEOUL
-It’s on the other side of the globe from America. wut.
-Either Andy’s plane is real fast or it’s cartoon logic.
-HEY I FREAKING LIVE HERE
-Those streets are pretty accurate...
-WTF STEVEN HAS GRANDMA HAIR
-Except that on Saturdays there’s like a million protesters nowadays
-IS THAT ONE OF THE ANIMATORS
-DID STEVEN UNIVERSE JUST STEP LIGHTLY OVER THE FOURTH WALL WITHOUT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK
-GREG TRIED TO SAY THANK YOU IN KOREAM
-But why is Steven crying like there’s pepper in the air
-wtf?? someone repaired the palanquin??
-WAS THAT PINK DIAMOND’S PALANQUIN
-”Yellow says it’ll all be over soon”
HWY DOES THAT MAKE ME SO SAD
-Blue Pearl... so apparently all pearls have pointy noses that could stab someone?
-”Humanity’s ability to survive in the wild”
THAT’S A MOUNTAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING CITY
Or does human civilization still look primitive to gems and they consider it ‘wild’
-WHOA BLUE DIAMOND IS HUGE
-Silence of respects for Pink Diamond. R.I.P.
-THE GEOWEAPON WAS DEACTIVATED DUDE
-Anyway what the fuck was Rose doing in Korea fighting PD
-I mean we were here for like half a million years, yeah we were still monkeys, but - quote Wikipedia - “The earliest known Korean pottery dates to around 8000 BC”.
-AND THAT HAND SHIP CAME OUTTA NO-FREAKING-WHERE
-THAT’S A FUCKING ARM SHIP
-IS THAT THE ULTIMATE CLASS OR IS THERE A TORSO SHIP AND A LEG SHIP HIDING SOMEWHERE TOO
-The palanquin floating is kind of disappointing. I was kind of hoping it would scuttle around like it did in The Answer.
-STEVEN UNIVERSE WHATE THE FUCK
-THIS AIN’T A STEVEN BOMB THIS IS STEVEN FUCKING TSAR BOMBA
-I TOLD YOU I HAD A BADEELING ABOTU THIS
-THE LAST TIME I WAS THIS MIONDFUCKED WAS WHEN I WATCHED THE DOCTOR WHO SERIES 8 FINALE
Adventures in Light Distortion
-*Adventures in Space and Time intensifies*
-THERE’S EARRAPE MUSIC PLAYING IN MY BRAIN IT’S FRIPPING CHAOS IN THERE
-YEAH YOU CHEEKY LIIL THEME SONG BEING ALL MERRY N SHIT LIKE YALL GONNA PRETEND SHIT DIDN’T GET DOWN JUST LAST EPISODE
-”Amethyst, turn into a chair, I need to sit down.”
-RONALDO FUCKING CALLED IT
-BUT WHERE’S THE RUBY SHIP
-BIGGER ON THE INSIDE AND SHIT
-only it can’t travl through time. Probably.
-I FEEL SO FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW
-WHAT HE FUCK IT’S THAT FUCKING RUBY FROM SEASON THREE OFMG
-”Those are my bones”
Amethyst wtf
-OH THANK GOODNESS HE’S OK
-WHAT THE FUCK THEY’RE FLAT?? WHAT??
-WHAT?? LOL!?! RUBY SIZED CRYSTAL GEMS
-PERIDOT. FUCKING. TOLD. YOU.
-JASPER SIZED CRYSTAL GEMS
-THE FUCK ARE THOSE TINY ONES EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE
-ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THERE ARE TINY ASS GEMS SCUTTLING AROND ON HOMEWORDL
-Well obviously you have to have different settings for each gem as they are all different kinds
-STEVEN YOU’RE BREAKING EVERYONE
-Oh now we’re norm- NEVERMIND
-THANK YOU FOR THIS COMIC RELIEF CREWNIVERSE, I NEEDED IT TO CURE MY HEARTBREAK
WTF JESUS CHRIST DID THEY GET POOFED
-NEVER MIND ABOUT THAT COMIC RELIEF
-You’re on drugs, Steven.
-holy fuck this is nightmarish
-holy fuck that’s stressful
-Well thank goodness they were alright...
-But imagine if there was some other alien spaceship just passing by and ZOOM ‘oh there goes a gem ship, probably rubies’ but then a moment later NYOOM there are three gems just floating and somehow moving really fast in the middle of nowhere, following that ruby ship and they look fucking stretched out like wtf
