Feb 14, 2025
Barty: Ev!! You won't fucking believe what Regulus said- Evan, sighing: What did he do this time? Barty: He said he isn't gonna fuck with me! Evan, confused: Why? Barty: Because he has a boyfriend now. Evan: So what? We shagged each other while dating other people. Barty: Exactly! And get this-he said it was cheating to do that. Evan, scoffing: No fucking way. Evan: Those gryffindors have made him too much of a fucking softie. *Slumping down into Evan's lap* Barty, sighing: Yeah. At least I have you. *Leans in to kiss Evan* Evan, smiling: Yeah, you do.
