#fahk

[azures-grace]

Heavy sigh my flights keep getting pushed back. I'm never getting home. I have work tomorrow

[claud-dia]

COME OUTSIIIDEEE

[kalied0skull]

fried pie for your troubles? /lh/silly

i lost this in the swarm of my ask box but ouuughhh id fuck a fried pie up so hard rn

[bosmang]

Reading a fic loosely about Javik and Liara and... I am not falling in love with a prothean.

I'm also not not falling in love with him 👀

[eomcheong-keun-megi]

R U FAHKIN KIDDING ME

[homebody-nobody]

JJ’s loved Kie for so long, you can feel it every time he talks about her or looks at her.

He HAS and it makes me FERAL. like, literally in episode ONE from the whole "John D" bit, I CLOCKED that mf. Because I've TOTALLY been the friend thats like "hey I totally am not in love with this person. Let me prove how not in love with them I am by setting them up with my OTHER FRIEND." (Spoiler alert: it never fucking goes well. Don't do that.) Not to MENTION the "I know that door's locked cause I've tried it." Line. MR. MAYBANK!! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??

Cause when kie confesses/tries to talk to him in s3, he NEVER ONCE says he doesn't feel the same way. He only says "it would never work." WHICH SUPPORTS the idea that he fell not only first but a LONG time ago. He's already worked out the course of this entire relationship in his head. He's already thought out every single possibility. And he thinks he's SO WORTHLESS and believes the ABSOLUTE WORST about himself that he NEVER IMAGINES a world where they get to be happy together.

And then kie is like "guess what mf. You forgot that I FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOU and that I am a RIDE OR DIE BITCH" and it's lovely 😌

[commiepoetartist]

he’s hideous but he’s my son and so i kind of want the slime monster sweater

[barnescafe]

I have fully succumbed in the simu liu / shang chi rabbit hole, I’ve been thinking about the man for days now. Join me.

goddamn it