Dec 11, 2018
Natsu: We’re going mattress shopping
Lucy: You know, once we get it, we’ll have to break it in
Natsu: Oh, I hear what you’re saying. Mattress trampoline
Lucy: ….
Natsu: Wait, no. You were talking about sex.
Lucy: Yeah
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Natsu: We’re going mattress shopping
Lucy: You know, once we get it, we’ll have to break it in
Natsu: Oh, I hear what you’re saying. Mattress trampoline
Lucy: ….
Natsu: Wait, no. You were talking about sex.
Lucy: Yeah
I honestly kinda think Natsu just walked off without saying anything. Idk why but it feels like something Natsu would do and it feels like something Mashima would do just so this chapt could end on a really dramatic note
I’m sorry but I have to completely disagree with you
Natsu: Excuse me? Who made Erza the boss of the group?
Erza: You did.
Happy: You said, “Erza should be the boss."
Lucy: And then you said, "Let’s vote” and it was unanimous.
Gray: And then you made her this plaque that said “Boss of Us”.
Wendy: You put little sparkles on it.
Natsu: …Valid points.
Rogue: Frosch is implanted with several high powerful tracking lacrima.
Yukino: How did that happen?
Rogue: I left them out in a bowl and he ate them.
Lucy: I pick up books like you pick up beers!
Cana: Then you have a serious reading problem.
Erza: (to Natsu) I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired. So I’m gonna take a nap, but when I wake up, oh, you are in for it.
[4 hours later]
Erza: How dare you!
Erza: D'you ever wonder why we’re here?
Jellal: It’s one of life’s great mysteries, isn’t it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some… cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, you know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know man, but it keeps me up at night.
Erza: …What? I mean why are we out here?
Jellal: Oh. Uhhhhh. Yeah
Lucy: I’m glad you had a good day.
Natsu: You don’t sound glad.
Lucy: I’m not glad.
Natsu: But you said you were glad!
Lucy: You need to read between the lines.
Natsu: Why? There’s just white space there.