#fake sick

[aliannell]

Guys how do I pretend for my parents that I'm sick? I need tips in about 5 ½ hours when I wake up, please hurry

[afza147]

Ep6 love is sweet

😂😂the fake sick..and he even ask for 9 type of dish..

The reading time😍

Even the dog is tired of walking😂

[imperial-guard1776]

Can't say I'm guilty of this.

[spnaturalconfessions]

[ravenclawravings]

Slytherin: *is faking sick in bed with the flu to get out of exams*

Hufflepuff: Oh you poor thing. I will make soup and stay by your side until you are feeling like your old self

Slytherin: *shoots Ravenclaw a panicked look*

Ravenclaw: Well actually Madam Pomfrey gave me this brew that cures the flu in the matter of minutes

Ravenclaw: *pulls out their water bottle and hands it to Slytherin*

Slytherin: *sips the water* You know what? I'm starting to feel better already. How about we go get some lunch?

*All start walking out of the dorm*

Slytherin: *whispering* Thank you

Ravanclaw: *nods*

[starsalvation]

—Natalie Shapero, Fake Sick

[frog-in-my-brain]

3 truths and a lie but it's just the things I did to skip school:

1. Drank 9 oz of warm salt water.

2. Chipped my tooth with pliers.

3. Faked a fever with a warm towel.

4. Faked a fever by rubbing a towel really fast on my head.

(Bonus points guess which worked)

[punkrockmixtapes]

Listen/purchase: Fake Sick by RETURNERS