#fakescene

[sys-soft]

"Holy crap Lois, it's Samurai Jack!"

[prvngslet]

Harry: please, Draco! No more im tired, we've been at this for hours! My arse is killing me!

Draco: cmon love, just a little longer im not done yet!

Draco: *puts quarter into the horse him and Harry are riding on at the carnival*

Draco: wEEe GO HORSE GO! I KNOW YOU CAN GO FASTER THAN THAT CMON GIDDYUP!

Harry, crying: somEONE HELP DAMMIT

[pateuqe]

I haven't posted here for a while so here you go...

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[peter-son-of-tony]

tony: saying that i died isn't funny!

peter: but how you died was funny

tony: killed by a blimp? seriously?

peter: hey, it kills over one american every year!

[ghostofj]

Incorrect Quotes

Calum: Michael?

Michael: Yeah?

Calum: Do you love me?

Michael: I don't know, why?

Calum: Promise we'll be friends forever?

Michael: *agitated* Spit it out, Hood! What happened?

Calum: Duke told me he has a crush on Moosemoose.

[foreignobjecthasentered]

If my oc Fukami was in the pageant😳

[radiostaticcc]

Eddie: I'm sucking hungry.

Eddie: Uh i'm not sucking i'm fucking.

Richie: *laughs*

Eddie: Wait it's worse! *blushes intensely and takes a whiff of his inhaler*

Richie: Well, we can do both...

Eddie: Shut up Richie! *blushes and hides his face with his hands*

Richie: *cries of laughter*

[bryerinnit]

here’s a scene from a drarry fic i’m working on. it’s post-war. probably in the room of requirement, after draco sees harry wiping his tears in the Mirror of Eirised. idrk yet. here ya go.

“harry, what’s wrong?” draco asked as harry quickly wiped the tears falling from his eyes.

“nothing malfoy,” harry emphasized the name.”i’m fine leave me alone”

“your clearly not fine. crying in front of a dusty old mirror does not look fine.”

“leave me alone malfoy! you don’t know a thing”

“let me help you harry, i can fix this i can fix you” draco went to reach for harry but he pulled away and began shouting

“YOU CANT FIX ME! IM BROKEN! CANT YOU SEE THAT? ALL THESE PEOPLE, they’re dead. they’re dead draco! and it’s all my ffault” his lip began quivering and draco saw through the facade he’d been placing over himself for weeks. draco could finally see the broken boy in front of him. clearly now, more clear than ever. as harry’s eyes overflowed with tears, they made rivers down his cheeks. “ all these people.fred,lavender,remus,tonks, dumbledore, sirius, and snape.” and for a moment he looked fine but he snapped again. horror filling his entire being” collin all he wanted to do was take pictures but now he’s dead! because of me!” harry continued his sobs loudly echoing.”if i had just given myself up to start! like pansy had said. if i was quicker or or or smarter maybe they would still be here!” as draco wrapped an arm around harry he wished he could be more useful. so he did what he could and held the broken boy who fought wars, who thought of what would make everyone happy even if he wasn’t. the boy who was broken beyond and spells repair. and so they sat there in the comfort of each other, not quite enemies, but more of someone to turn to. something neither boy had felt they had in a long time.