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WinterFalcon/SamBucky Incorrect Quote – 33/?

Sam: Buck, you’re staring. Bucky: I’m… observing. Sam: Observing what exactly? Bucky: That guy is laughing at your jokes too hard. Sam: Maybe I’m funny? Bucky: Not that funny.

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Peter: Darn right I'm upset!

Tony: Peter, watch your language!

Peter: ...

Tony: Oh. You did. Sorry.

[tincanstark]

Clint: okay, so what are some of the rules of being an Avenger?

Peter: Stay away from the vents, that’s your spot.

Harley: don’t ever wake Natasha up. Ever.

Peter: Don’t ever go to Steve and Tony’s floor without having JARVIS announce your presence at least five minutes before you get there.

Clint: and the cardinal rule?

Peter and Harley, together: If Steve says no, go to Tony.

*Steve, looking down at his file as he walks in the common room*

Steve: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THEM?!?

[underoooos]

Satan: Hey, I bought your soul last month and-

Peter: No returns.

Satan: Please it's making me sad.

[tomhiddleston-is-mischief]

Stark: why are you even here?

Loki: oh, do not act like like you don't enjoy my company!

Stark: I don't.

Y/N: I do, Loki :)

Stark and Loki: we know.

[insaneasgardian]

Loki, the one rapper eminem is too scared to diss...

Loki: Youuuu little motherfucker, you worthless thot, you crazy dick, ya dust catcher bitch! Ya skanky, ya smelly, ya nasty, ya ugly! 

Tony: ...... I just asked if you’d like a drink.....

Thor: *Sighing* It isn’t the first time...

[s0lcamilo]

Tony: can you identify the guy who stabbed you?

Peter: Yes, he was not very friendly

[peter-son-of-tony]

tony: saying that i died isn't funny!

peter: but how you died was funny

tony: killed by a blimp? seriously?

peter: hey, it kills over one american every year!