So my boyfriend is a big fallout fan and we’ve been watching the show together which reminded me of this stupid character concept I made up.
He was explaining to me that the Fallout games p much all have a cannibalism perk you can get which does exactly what it says on the tin. Cool. Okay. He then explains there was this not quite glitch but it was something that was patched in one of the games (I wanna say Fallout 2 but I can’t recall) where you’d walk into this little wood house and meet this woman with a baby in a crib.
If you had the cannibalism perk you could eat the baby. Whole. Just gobble that shit up.
Now this was patched later but I found this hilarious because what the fuck. Imagine strolling into someone’s house and just immediately wolfing down their small child what a concept.
I developed the concept of a guy I dubbed “Baby-Eater Fred” who was a totally normal and civil guy pretty much all the time. Like he’s unassuming, polite, no idea why people call him “Baby-Eater Fred” until one day you walk into a house and see a baby. And Fred just moves, swoops in and scarfs the kid down like a Taco Bell burrito. You’re horrified. Fred turns to you with an apologetic smile; “sorry just can’t help myself ya know”.
Idk I thought it was funny and if any site is going to appreciate my invention it’s this one
