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[mydayisgoinggreat]

Hares are bunny deers

Lizards are fish dogs

Humans are skin bags

Welcome to nightvale

[purgat0rypicnic]

Bro why does this look like a s**tPost Ngl

HE NEVER EVEN SAID THAT

Also, Why do they always use the SAME freaking image of him

[loliamweird]

Discussions: Miraculous: Tales of Chat Noir & Ladybug

-Alya and Adrien talking-

Alya: What is "my friend" in french?

Adrien: It is "mon ami(e)"

Alya: correct... Now replace the end of "ie" of "amie" with "our"

Adrien: "mon amour"?

Alya: correct, use that word and incorporate Marinette in it like this "Marinette is ___ _____" in french!

....

Adrien: Ok,...Marinette est juste une...amie!

Alya: ...stop it...

Adrien: >clueless

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lmao, okay so this is my first time doing a chat discussion

Credits: moi(@loliamweird)

Inspo: miraculous ladybug and chat noir

Time: 5am in the morning *thoughts*

Have a fantastic day or night

Yours truly,

loliamweird

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RECYCLE ITTTTT

[doctorgerth]

Usopp: You saved us, Zoro! I owe you my life.

Zoro: No, thanks. I've seen it, and I'm not impressed.

[liamtrash]

“Yeah, but did you peer pressure your DM into building a smut shop just for you?”

- Liam O’Brien, probably

[gosherlocked]

To fake the death of one sibling may be regarded as a misfortune; to fake the death of both looks like carelessness.

Oscar Wilde about Mycroft Holmes

This started originally as a joke because I still find it unbelievable that Mycroft would have two siblings whose death he has to fake (in addition to Irene and Ajay who come back from the dead). And then it got a bit out of hand because I told @ebaeschnbliah about it and it grew into a little post.

Because of course the original is “To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.” Spoken by - ta-da - Lady Bracknell (a joke which is really driven home, isn’t it?).

So there is this:

Mycroft speaking of his mother in the past tense in ASiP (”and you know how it always upset Mummy)

the orphan tweets during the filming of TAB

Uncle Rudi taking the responsibility of the parents where Eurus was concerned

established Sherlock mirrors like Soo Lin and Henry Knight are orphaned as well

Thoughts?

[yaminom]

-phone rings-

Yixing: hello?

Baekhyun: *cries* Noonewantstotakeashowerwithme!!!

Yixing: aw

Baekhyun: when are you coming back!?

[nyodrite]

An Heir has a duty to uphold the values and principles of their Family at all times; children of lower social standing will find that it is, in certain circumstances to a certain extent, permissible to relax their conduct whilst still in public. The Heir, however, does not have this luxury.

-- Excerpt of  The Life and Expectations of a Pureblood  :  Black, Elladora