#fandomdreemur

[cog-works]

hey can you hold this for me thanks byeee

I believe that is a cat. Due to workplace regulations, I would first have to inform the personnel working in the area, lest somebody have a cat allergy. It would be unfortunate if a productive worker was lost because of incompetence.

[thealtoclef]

hiii, would you like to try my stew that’s unfortunately not made with gears appendix or his kidney? and! would you like to donate your appendix or kidney to the stew, using my super duper sterile medical tools that i’m totally allowed to have?

Jokes on ya, I don't have an appendix. And I need my kidneys. Love ta try it though, I'm quite the cannibalistic connoisseur.

[ask-talloran]

Deal request.

I get: One of your kidneys and/or your appendix

you receive: a very nice and pleasant stew.

i know you've gone through worse pain than my very nice and not ethically dubious surgeries so. pleaseeeee???

Um... no? I would like to keep my organs, thank you... I'd like to stay healthy and pain-free. Also, living with only one kidney sucks. I don't wanna have to limit everything I drink and risk going on permanent dialysis just for your... organ stew.

[kuntdraki]

Hiii you wouldn't happen to have a spare appendix or kidney, would you?? I need it for my stew and no one else is willing to spare one :(

Check the fridge.

[block-tales-headcanons]

my favorite lil headcanon is that terry's younger brother, Jerry, is actually good friends w/ red and blue!! They go on adventures together (although Terry is pretty disgruntled about this whole thing)!

the misadventures of Jerry, red, and blue

[cog-works]

Hey Gears!!!!! I just wanted to get the jump on things and let you know of this one slang before the junior researchers can lie to you ^.^

6-7 is just a little thing to remind people to be positive!! It means 6 small inconveniences, 7 minutes of meditating and speaking to friends :]

Just wanted to tell you now bestie <3

Ah. I have already become acquainted with the aforementioned "six seven", or as my interns like to refer to it as, "six seeeeeven" (Note my incorrect spelling of the second word in order to place emphasis on the first syllable). Somebody else has "beaten you to the punch", and I have been informed that it is simply nonsense. But perhaps I should take seven minutes to meditate, as this situation may count as six small inconveniences.

[cog-works]

Stew!! Despite your rudeness, I hath delivered!

A bowl of very human stew is placed on your desk. It is... very much stew looking, even if it doesn't smell like it. Not very safe to consume.

This will be disposed of. I am not interested in this... stew, if it may even be classified as such.

[thealtoclef]

AUGHAHGB

I’M FREEZING AND ITS YOUR FAULT. FIX IT.

The question is how the hell is it my fault that everythin's frozen like a damn popsicle? I ain't fixing it anyway. Grow some thicker skin, kid. The cold ain't gonna kill ya. Not yet, anyway.