#fangedxchloe

[ofindcmitability]

🐷

🐷 which muse is most likely to win a pie eating contest

jack, otherwise known as the bottomless pit. 

[siredfirst]

𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗘𝗗 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗥: — [ @fangedxchloe​ ]

Since finding his way to San Francisco the recently revived vampire has been trying to keep busy and part of that was making sure his new accommodations were supernaturally proofed in a sense. All that really took was meeting the right kind of witch that Lucien could exploit into doing his bidding and for that he needed to 𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄 one, which in a sense is easier said than done. It’s not as if they have an app for it, though that would be a money maker that he should get his research department to look into one day. With his search not quite yielding the results that he desired for now he took to turning his attention to something that was mere child’s play for him—obtaining a meal. 

With hands in the depths of his pockets Lucien strolled down the seemingly deserted parking garage until he happened upon a man that was just getting into his truck. Thanks to his vampiric speed he darts behind the stranger, giving him a little bit of a jolt when he realizes he was there. Instead of attacking him here he grabs the man and decides to compel him into being compliant. “So here’s the deal, I’m a wee peckish and you look rather appetizing. I’d finish you here, but the thing is that it’s going to get a little crowded here by the time they find you and that’ll be a whole thing. So save us both some trouble here by staying silent, follow any future commands, and drive us to... 𝙄 𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙆𝙉𝙊𝙒 some desolate construction site,” he commanded as he lets go of the lapel of his current shirt. The vampire climbed into the passenger’s side of the truck and off they went.

It was not long until the compelled happy meal took them to the nearest isolated area that was devoid of any company that Lucien could sense. When the man placed the truck in park he sat there in silence as he was ordered to do but still it felt as if he held great contempt for what he assumed was next. Though he wanted to toy with his food for a spell, he lacked the patience to follow through with it and instead allowed the 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 to take control. Before he knew it fangs protruded from their place and he plunged them into the soft flesh of the man who still sat there in his catatonic state even when he slowly faded away as every last drop of his sustenance graced the vampire’s lips. Once there was nothing left he quickly tossed the corpse to the side, swiped his thumb against the corners of his mouth to remove any excess blood that may have seeped out, and then left the engine running since the owner was already dead it’s not as if he would care anyways.

He whistled a little tune before noticing a familiar face that appeared from seemingly nowhere, which caught Lucien’s attention immediately. Instead of growing aggressive by the unwanted guest his features went soft for but a moment’s time. “If it isn’t 𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙎 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙊𝘿 herself, come to check up on your favorite sire?” a wry smile tugs slightly on the corner of his lips as his arms open towards her, not for a hug per se but mostly just for the sake of the gesture itself.

[asphyxiahq]

Can I please reserve Dove Cameron?

you  sure  can  !!

dove  cameron  has  been  reserved  for  24  hours.

[siredfirst]

𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄 | 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒: 𝑨𝑪𝑪𝑬𝑷𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮 !!

ғᴀɴɢᴇᴅxᴄʜʟᴏᴇ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ: [ ᴛᴇxᴛ ] ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴏғ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴍᴀʀɢᴀʀɪᴛᴀs ᴀɴᴅ ғᴏᴀᴍ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴇs sᴄᴀʀᴇs ᴍᴇ

[ SMS ⇀ CHLOE ] : funny you assume that i have yet to experience the stereotypical frat parties. [ SMS ⇀ CHLOE ] : who wouldn’t enjoy a buffet of chad, chet, bryce, trey, other chad, and kyle? [ SMS ⇀ CHLOE ] : though i do enjoy throwing extravagant parties myself, there has been a time or two when i felt the need to grace my presence at these horrendous functions.

— [ @fangedxchloe​ ]

[marksx]

𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄 | 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒: 𝑨𝑪𝑪𝑬𝑷𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮 !!

ғᴀɴɢᴇᴅxᴄʜʟᴏᴇ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ: [ ᴛᴇxᴛ ] ɪ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ғᴏʀ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴄʟᴇᴀɴ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ sᴇx ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ʜᴀɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀ sʜᴀᴍ ᴡᴏᴡ. ᴀ sʜᴀᴍ ᴡᴏᴡ

[ SMS ⇀ C.SAINT ] : That’s amooooreeeeee [ SMS ⇀ C.SAINT ] : Okay, but for real, that’s kinda weird. Does he just keep them handy by his bedside for this very purpose? I can’t help but think that it’s not its intended use. [ SMS ⇀ C.SAINT ] : If the Sham Wow guy only knew he would probably weep [ SMS ⇀ C.SAINT ] : But the real question is did it actually get rid of everything in one simple wipe? lmaoooo 

— [ @fangedxchloe ]

[ofablaze]

The Hanged Man

ANSWERED

[aiylasallowe]

🍋 🍐

🍐  :    how intelligent is my muse overall?  are they smarter than the average person,  or less than?  are they primarily self-taught,  or did they acquire most of their knowledge in school?  are they more street smart or book smart?  

- smarter than the average person - both self taught and scool - both street and book smart -  aiyla was curious from a very young age. she always enjoyed learning whether it was school subjects or facts about life in general. she absorbs information well and retains it, making her knowledge on subjects/issues a wide variety. you could ask her a random fact she would more than likely be able to give you the answer 

🍋  :    what kind of diet does my muse have?  do they eat regularly,  or the standard 2-3 meals a day?  do they have to be reminded to eat,  or are they likely to remind others?  do they cook,  or have others cook for them?  do they eat healthily,  or not so much?

for such a tiny thing, she eats a lot. she’ll eat most things put in front of her and snack between meals. tbh she has an unhealthy diet. she’d choose steak over anything leafy. snack on candy rather than fruit. wander into the kitchen at 3am to make nachos. 

[glcsshousex]

🍉🍌

🍉  :    which of the four seasons suits my muse best,  and why?  

Autumn. Typically not too hot or cold, she loves the colours of the leafs, the sunsets, the way things die to be reborn again.

🍌  :    is my muse inclined to help others,  or will they only do it when it benefits them,  if at all?  what makes them this way?  has it ever gotten them into trouble,  or inconvenienced them?

She’ll definitely protest that it’s only when it benefits but in truth, she would never leave someone who needed help whether it be by asking or by her noticing. Considering her darklighter status, she really sucks at sticking to the stereotype. She’s soft.