#far superior

[okiejofi]

Was playing around with that website where you steal ai's job last night, and putting in stuff for funsies, but ended up getting this first try. The universe understands me...

[radarsteddybear]

Why watch election coverage when you can watch the episode of The Mary Tyler Moore Show where they cover their election through a blizzard

[devondeal]

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

As an american I was raised with the weird Virginia/West Virginia state names and am almost completely numb to it.

But when I found out the Virginia border is FURTHER WEST than West Virginia I almost started a riot.

WHAT THE HELL

that's it. i'm removing america. this is just a step too far.

here's the world map now. much better.

[softpine]

How is it possible that Danny got hotter 😩

jsdkjs i accidentally clicked the wrong hair in cas but i loved it so much i had to keep it :’)

[dep-yo-tee]

How would I fix New Dawn you ask? Easy having Death Grips instead of Die antword

[brieflyinfatuated]

Had one (1) brief interaction with some kids playing basketball in my local park and 3hrs later I've run through the full Coach Carter (2000)/Take the Lead (2006) scenario where I reluctantly take a rag tag group of kids under my wing and teach them Sports ™ but also the Power of Friendship and give them a safe space to talk about mental health and lgbt things and how to set healthy boundaries and maybe I even learn that it's ok to love again and my crippling depression lifts because I finally have a Purpose

Maybe I even put one of those letterbox libraries out the front of my house so they have access to fun books and develop a lifelong love of literature

Briefly? A basketball coach? It's more likely than you think.

[enjogior]

Robespierre tryna deliver his speech to the Convention on the 8th Thermidor: